Rapist – Richard William Dangler – Remanded to Hang Out in Female Prison

You would be forgiven for thinking that a report of this type is something you would see as a headline for the National Enquirer magazine, only to read the article itself and realise that the magazine headline was not literal.
However, truth being stranger than fiction here on earth, you will not be surprised to find out that in Dystopiama, a parallel world to earth, but not a facsimile of earth itself, the same events are happening there, although the outcomes of these events are often entirely different and sometimes, unrecognisable.

This is a report Red Brick recently received from our people in Dystopiama. I am of course referring to the intrepid reporting duo, Bartheril Curari and Roger Leglowe.

This is a joint piece by them highlighting the Bureaucracy, Hypocrisy and Toxicity of a system of government, when events are allowed to get so out of hand that the common sense required at the beginning of the event, surfaces towards the end of it.

Red Brick International News Media Group has received information from our ‘Daring Duo’ that, over in Dystopiama World the same thing is happening there, where males who have been convicted of sexual offences against women, are themselves claiming to be women, and are asking to be transferred to female prisons where they can join the ‘sisterhood’ of inmates. Over to the duo for the rest of the story.

In a recent shocking case over in the County of Wokeshire, a place where politicians would sell their souls for twenty cigarettes, a can of Kestrel Super Strength and of course, your vote, a male, Richard William Dangler, who had recently been convicted of raping two women, and prior to reports being prepared for sentencing, was remanded to prison. It was not a male prison he was remanded to, though, it was a female prison. No, we are not making this up and it is true.

Having been convicted of the offences of rape and most likely about to receive a lengthy prison term, Dick Dangler must have thought he was unlikely to be getting some ’nookie’ for a long while (nudge-nudge, wink-wink)

Dick Dangler, also known as Willie Dangler, following his conviction but prior to sentencing, thought that if he put on a wig, a bit of lippy and tucked his beer belly into a gusset, the authorities might not notice that he is a man passing himself off as a woman and be sent to a female prison, which is exactly what happened; talk about a rapist having all his Christmases at once, or asking a fox to guard a henhouse.

In Wokeshire, men and women are often unwilling and afraid to speak up just in case they upset someone, anyone, even when it is necessary to speak up and protect the vulnerable from harm, as is the case here, to protect vulnerable women.

Good, honest people, whose only crime is to have an honest opinion about where the line is between right and wrong, live in constant fear of being doxxed, cancelled, ostracized, sacked from their job, be subject of a hate campaign, or any or all of these. Thankfully, some selfless people had the good common sense they were born with to put right this ‘diabolical’ situation, although it is unlikely to be the end of this type of event.
Fortunately, the Council of Wokeshire due to public pressure from its citizens, the people they often forget they are supposed to represent and protect, bowed to the pressure and Dick Dangler was sent to a male prison, although it is unclear whether he will be wearing any female attire.

A spokesperson for the ‘undisclosed’ male prison said: “We are of course looking forward to receiving the person as our guest, and already some of our inmates, such as ‘Big Bubba’ are looking forward to meeting him.”
The government representative for Wokeshire released a statement saying: “To ensure that male sex offenders are not sent to female prisons, we have decided to bring into law, statutory and definitive guidance to avoid any such things happening again.”

“We have been in consultation with Mother Nature, biblical scholars, lawyers and of course, the medical profession, all of whom have relied upon a Millenia of evolution, understanding through religious definition, case law and human biological science, to ensure that the preventative measures are in place, so that female prisoners are protected from harm.“

“In order to qualify as an inmate within a ‘woman’s’ prison,’ so that a term of detention can be served, pre or post sentencing, however long that sentence might be according to law, the Governing Council of Dystopiama have brought into law the following guidelines.”

A person must possess all of the following mandatory qualifiers:
⦁ You MUST be able to give birth.

⦁ You MUST be able to menstruate.

⦁ You Must be able to breastfeed without using gadgets, gizmos and medication.

⦁ And you MUST be able to cook a Sunday dinner like mother or grandmother.

“If a person is unable to fulfil any of the mandatory qualifiers i.e., they possess the biology to do so but it is not in full working order due to genuine medical reasons, then these factors would not automatically prevent an application.”

“The requirements described above are the minimum qualifiers for a person to qualify as an inmate for a female prison. These are designed to protect the vulnerable and prevent men, especially male sex offenders, being sent to become inmates in female prisons.”

“If you are a convicted male sex offender and are still considering to submit an application to become an inmate in a female prison, then before you submit your application for consideration, the following examples will not qualify you as being a woman for the purposes of this application.”

⦁ Wearing a blonde wig to give the appearance of being a woman.

⦁ Wearing fishnets and ‘sussies’ of a style worn by Betty Boop etc.