Editor: The headline below from the Scottish Daily Mail Friday 4th October 2024 caught Red Brick’s weather eye, which is always scanning the horizon for newsworthy events, ideas and truth in plain sight.
If you can ignore the mind-numbing red ink and ‘gruel’ served up as non-nutritious sustenance for the dumbed down normies, you will see that in less than 100 days into this Labour Governments’ tenure, they are already ‘giving it large,’ wasting no time by giving up the UK’s sovereignty of the Chagos Islands which, let’s be honest, most of you have never heard of, anyway.
If as the headline suggest, Prime Minister Starmer’s decision should already have the Chinese Governments’ kitchen and bedroom designers sat at their drawing boards, no doubt having already chosen their carpets and curtains for what must surely be an impending holiday destination for their political and…. coughs…. Military hierarchy…. shhh, mustn’t say the quiet bit aloud.
However, the UK should have handed the islands back to the Indigenous peoples years ago, having had no right to ‘confiscate’ the islands from them in the first place. The UK government should also make good the reparations clearly owed to the islanders re the usual Death, Devastation and Destruction that results from having built an Empire.
Our article is not about the headline itself, although it did get us thinking about the possibility of what else might Starmer’s Government be putting ‘up for grabs’ as part of a ‘Government Giveaway,’ so with this in mind and employing the usual Red Brick Scepticism, Skittish Behaviour, Sarcasm and Satire, we thought it would be a good idea if we asked our resident Political Satirist and Comedy Critic, Rona Francks, to give us her angle on what, if anything, might be next to go under the hammer. Take it away Rona.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdd4rlg7367o
Hello to all and I just want to make it clear that my surname, Francks, is not short for ‘Frankfurter,’ which is a sausage enjoyed throughout the world and is in no way connected to any ‘sausage theme’ alluded to in this article….honestly.
When considering what might be next as part of Starmer’s streamlining of the UK sovereignty and assets, I decided to ‘comedify’ (new Red Brick word) this article and write it using a competition as a theme, lining up the potential candidates as competitors like you might see in a horse race, only this time I am using greyhounds.
So, which doggie will you be backing to come in first, because at Red Brick many of our staff opine that this ‘fresh out of the wrapper’ Labour Government might attempt to surrender the sovereignty to at least one of these organisations, or involve the UK in one of its proxy wars; so which one is likely to be the winner although hopefully none of these of course.
Red Brick has lined up a good card including a couple of Starmer’s favourites, with his much-loved European Union starting as favourite at odds of 13 / 33, followed by the World Economic Forum, the home of the ‘Architects for the Great Reset, running at even odds of 33 / 33, despite the World Economic Forum having his self-confessed allegiance, as well as it being a regular user of one of his ‘mostest favoritest’ words, Reset, allegedly.
I suppose an official declaration of the UK’s involvement in the many wars currently being fuelled through the supply of British weaponry, or to give it some legal speel, the armaments industry, would not come as a surprise making formal what has been the obvious for several years now, putting war and national conscription well in the running.
Then we have to consider further subjugation of its citizens in pursuit of the globalist dream, a New World Order facilitated through Agendas 21,
30 and of course, the Great Reset brought to us by the World Economic Forum, Davos, Switzerland, you know, the one UK Prime Minister Starmer prefers over Westminster.
This race has been named Starmer’s ‘Sizzling Sausage Stakes’ in celebration of the successful Labour Party Conference between Sunday 22nd and Wednesday 25th of September 2024; it is yet another sporting addition to the multitude of mind-numbing bread and circus events being fed to the UK’s citizens keeping their eyes and ears averted from current events that are going on around the world, events that carry far more significance and weight than the mind numbing sport saturating their ‘little grey cells.’
Sadly, it might be too late to stop the momentum when the majority of people wake up to what has been in plain sight for decades, but never more so than in recent years following the ‘dreaded lurgy’ from China Wet Markets, m’mm…. having been accidently injected into the global bloodstream, which suspiciously and coincidentally m’mm…. knocked the Globalist Great Reset Agenda out of neutral and into drive.
I am of course referring to one of our most precious freedoms, freedom of speech, which at the time of writing is getting yet another ‘good kicking.’ The following article should have each and every Mainstream
Media Outlet responding with outrage, but that won’t happen because, well, let’s just say ‘he who pays the piper calls the tune.’
https://www.foxnews.com/media/john-kerry-first-amendment-major-block-stopping-disinformation
Of course, at Red Brick we are assuming that one or more of the above doggies have not been surrendered already, because the UK is already committed in an official capacity to at least one or two, if not all of these organisations.
Whichever doggie wins it does not really matter, because the rest will not stop running until they all filter down into the lives of the current generation and generations to come, although this is only my opinion, and providing the world does not end up like Ukraine, a meaningless and contrived ‘meatgrinder. indiscriminately devouring and depopulating a country of its people, however, for now we will stick with the Labour ‘Fun Time Five.’
Actually, there should have been six doggies in the running, and I will come back to that later in the article, but for now we will look at the doggies themselves, the ones that kept their heads down during the electioneering campaign, assisted by a Mainstream Media (MSM) which,
if it was truly and properly independent, would have shone their spotlights into the shadows exposing these ‘Lurkers.’
Alas, the chance of any of the MSM asking questions about any of these doggies and how they and a new UK Government will work together was at best, a ‘’Slim’ one, and Slim has now left town. Whatever impact these doggies will have on the UK is something we will just have to wait and see.
TRAP 1 – WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM (WEF, Davos, Switzerland), yes, I know Red Brick has already referred to PM Starmer’s BBC interview when he was asked to choose between “WESTMINSTER or DAVOS,” to which he replied “DAVOS” causing the interviewer to burst in to a ‘girlie’ giggle, which obviously titillated the PM who displayed an ‘excited’ grin on his face.
The WEF resides in DAVOS and is an unelected body of Experts and home of the Great Reset. At Red Brick we often refer to experts as ‘Spurts’ both satirically and cynically, parodying them as a group of people whose ‘utterances’ may not be in the interests of those that they claim to represent, but might represent the interests of ‘others,’ in our most humble opinion, of course.
TRAP 2 – WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION:
Yet another publicly unelected body of spurts who will spew out propaganda and fear in furtherance of their global aims, all part of an agenda where they seek to gain full and unfettered medical autonomy of the world’s citizens, through ‘working with’ democratically elected governments to ‘sell out’ and remove a citizen’s right to self-determine medically, through what might already be pre-planned dystopian laws; it’s just a matter of timing.
So, what could cause another Panademic, well, it would be fair to say that the World Health Organisation has been trying its bestest to offload fear on us for some time now, telling the world that they have detected yet another Lurgy and they predict its impact is imminent; it makes me wonder if the constant releasing of news concerning the latest variant or variants kicking about, is part of a process to ‘suss out’ how the public reacts, a way of gathering information for a darker, ulterior motive; I guess we will just have to wait and see how things pan out.
We might see the World Health Organisation take advantage of a rumour, for example: Once upon a time a 103-year-old man from deepest darkest Peru ‘coughed, farted, followed through, both ways, fell over, banged his head on a jar of marmalade causing his death.’
The local ‘Witch Doctor’ upon learning of this sees a Condor land on a tree branch and believing this to be a bad omen, predicts a Doomsday Global Panademic through uncontrollable flatulence resulting from a single cough, yes, time to hand over all medical autonomy to the World Health Organisation who will save us.
Don’t la’arf, this might just be the excuse they have been looking for to implement another ‘Global Rollout’ of experimental liquid to be coerced through fear into the veins of people both young and old which, as the spurts keep on telling us, is intended to immunise and protect us from a lurgy, even though the feared lurgy might well turn out to be nothing more than the onset of the common cold or a flu like symptom, leaving the human subjects with yet another intra-venal medical preventative fluid circulating throughout their bloodstreams, and all because of yet another one of them Lurgy’s the Spurts identify every other bloody week.
TRAP 3 – EUROPEAN UNION:
The bookmakers favourite and the Labour Party’s lost love, which I predict we will, at least in the future, see a ‘Reunion of the Union,’ despite PM Starmer stating the United Kingdom will not rejoin the EU under his watch, which might well be his intention, however, what is the intention of the Globalists who are the real power people I believe are behind the UK Government?
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/jul/03/britain-will-not-rejoin-eu-in-my-lifetime-says-starmer
So, just like the ‘Puppet Masters’ yanked the strings from under the feet of Boris Johnson and Liz Truss to put their man ‘Rishi Sunnak etc., how quickly or how long will it take them to cut the twine above Keir Starmer’s head to pave the way for their next ‘chosen man,’ or ‘woman,’ or even an inanimate entity that does not identify as either of these traditional and old fashioned genders, so I will include artificial intelligence (AI) sources in the list of possibles. Afterall, this is ‘Clown World.’
However, on 2nd October last week Starmer met Ursula Von der Leyen, the publicly unelected Head of the European Union, a Union I believe he would have hold dominion over the UK, because as he has stated on previous occasions he wants to Reset the UK’s relationship with the EU and look, there is that fricking word again…. Reset, I mean, if he says this word often enough does his wife get a bunch of flowers sent to her or a half day visit to a local health spa.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/keir-starmer-ursula-von-der-leyen-european-commission-brussels-prime-minister-b2622596.html
Kade Vidic, head of Red Brick’s Specialist Undercover Reporting Unit was operating covertly during Starmer’s meeting with Von der Leyen when they recorded this conversation:
So, you can see why I chose this beauty as the favourite doggie.
TRAP 4 – NATO: The very organisation intended to defend the West against aggression from the East, namely the former USSR, will continue with its ‘satanic reversal’ and continue to be the aggressor pushing for a European War with Russia, if not a World War providing a ‘possible’ segway towards reducing the world’s population from its current estimate of approx. Eight Billion souls, so that it falls into line with Agenda 21’s ‘sustainable goals’ policy.
TRAP 5 – UK NATIONAL CONSCRIPTION: This I have deemed to be the rank outsider, although the UK Government has been softening up its citizens through their media assets, which can be summarised as the Mainstream Media (MSM), having dusted off one or two retired Big Wigs from the Armed Forces to spout propaganda about the joys of
‘conscription.’ And that’s it, oops, nearly forgot about TRAP 6, so what became of that one.
TRAP 6 was occupied by a former New Labour Prime Minister, a man who did not go away following the end of his tenure, in fact, whilst in his trap he was heard barking on about the joys of ID cards and how Multi-Culturalism provides the UK with Societal Enrichment, portrayed through his vision of a ‘European Café Culture’ harmonising the High Streets and Neighbourhoods of the UK.
The other doggies complained as he would not stop banging on and on, even swift intervention by ‘Japing’ Joe’ Biden who DM’d him with the following text, “C’mon man, you had your chance, and you blew it!” Joe was right, blow it he did, for us that is, us being the electorate who trusted him.
My message to the former New Labour PM is, ‘C’mon man, it’s time for you to up sticks, take your legacy with you, leave us alone and retire, period!”
Sadly, go he would not, so Kade Vidic, head of Red Brick’s Specialist Undercover Reporting Unit dressed up as a fluffy white trackside rabbit, sneaked up on said subject who was still barking and whilst he was in mid-sentence and drawing breath, Kade ‘shut his trap!’
I’ll will return in the second and final article with the doggies who did not make the running and bring with me my own brand of satire etc.
Rona Francks, Political Satirist and Comedy Critic for Red Brick International Media News Group.