Editor: This article started off with Dr Banana meeting Mr apple, but we found it difficult to stay on message and ended up with this mishmash instead. Red Brick staff have put this article together.
You see, following the COVID ‘craze’ which took the ‘globe by storm’ in 2020 AD, ending up as about as popular as the Labour Government after only 5 minutes in office following their election win last year in July 2024, Red Brick itself has had to cope with its very own Panademic, so read on and all will be explained.
As an aside, it is being reported in the Mainstream Media that the Prime Minister…err…wotsizname….has seen his approval ratings improve, which is hard to believe. Apparently this is down to him not cow-towing to President Trump and his Ukrainian War demands, which Red Brick considers to be political theatre and a distraction.
There are equally pressing matters at home which him and his party should be dealing with, such as the portending ‘summer of Hate,’ where individual and community differences might well result in violent clashes.
Red Brick implores people ‘not to engage in violence’ and consider that this would be falling into the hands of European Governments and their globalist puppet masters, because the actions of these people for several decades has resulted in where we are now.
Communities have to work together to make this world a better place and resolve their differences peacefully, even agree to disagree and find the middle ground to co-exist if that is what it takes, but violence is not going to resolve anything if the communities are going to win back political power, and ensure that both local and national government have their interests at heart first and foremost.
Expect to see the Labour Party get a good kicking in any or all of the upcoming elections, well, that is our opinion. Below is a link to the Guardian’s article re wotsizname gaining in popularity, which is full of pretty bar charts and statistics to indoctrinate us all with because after all, wotsizname loves his country, which we hope is England (embracing the United Kingdom, too), it’s just that he’s finding it hard to show it , that’s all, is it not?
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/mar/08/keir-starmers-poll-ratings-leap-after-trump-withdraws-support-for-ukraine
At the Red Brick International Media News Group the curse that began in our Berwick upon Tweed offices in Northumberland, England, was initially endemic to that location, but with this being the age where all ailments are symptomatic of a ‘Demic’ or are the beginning of one, feeling a bit peaky and or a sneeze might result in a person being placed into an excavated hole….err….typo, I mean onto a ventilator, to allow the ‘safe and effective’ vaccines to do their work.
The ‘excavated’ slip above in paragraph 3 must have resulted from my unconscious thinking and not a ‘digression,’ although Dr Banana and his wife are looking into it, the unconscious level of thinking I mean, and not the hole, which is a metaphorical reference to the 6’ x 3’ x 6’ shape in the ground required for those who despite being jibby-jabbed up to their gunnels were unable to recover from their colds and flue like symptoms.
OK, where was I, oh yes, the Red Brick demic lurgy thingy, which by the way is real, however, it will not be requiring our Chief Executive Officer to go into hospital with a Borisovsky Jono red nose, chapped lips, red eyes and croaky voice to encourage the Red Brick staff to stay at home.
Nor will it be to ‘bunker down’ and shorten the lives of their elderly loved ones in ‘care homes,’ whose only remaining ‘raison d’être’ might be (the most important reason or purpose for someone or something’s existence), is to watch their grandchildren grow up, to hold them and receive the love that only ‘human contact’ with their family can bring,
Unfortunately, at Red Brick our affliction has spread throughout our United Kingdom offices making it an Epidemic, which we thought we could maintain by paying particular attention to what our confidential sources were telling us, hoping that exercising our listening skills would result in ‘Heard Immunity’ and self-healing; it didn’t, it just got worse.
Events moved on quickly, much faster than what some medically spokesperson belched out when questioned why the ‘safe and effective’ vaccines were rushed into production without true efficacy, to which the reply was in a rush to find a cure they had to move at the ‘speed of science,’
Below shows an image of scientists from the Red Brick community at work trying to understand what exactly is the speed of science and how can it be achieved?
Whatever that gobbledygook verbalization was supposed to mean it carried no weight within the Red Brick scientific community, who when asked for a comment their chief spokesperson, Professor ‘Proff’ Boffin, gave a single word reply, “Nuts.”
Professor ‘Proff’ Boffin added that, “Red Brick is facing up to the fact that we are in a Panademical situation, a journalistic nightmare of sorts, and whilst there is no known cure I have decided we should embrace our situation, to suck it up and accept that we are who we are, because we have so much to say and so little time to say it.
This is why at Red Brick, ‘Digression’ has become our very own incapacitant and Panademic, which rather than work with or against it, we have chosen to work through it, because if it takes us off the beaten track and the truth is but a mere flicker of light in the distance, then all we can say to that is: BRING IT ON!
Thankfully, whilst our affliction has no known cure, for us at least, it can be managed through letting the creative juices of journalism flow, and that includes its digressions too,
because there is always the final edit to rein in any runaway remarks or too many added storylines.
because there is always the final edit to rein in any runaway remarks or too many added storylines.
So, that said, what better way to author an article by digressing from its intended storyline, although seeing that this article is one of two, we do aim to get back on message at some point in the next one and meet Dr Banana, but for now….where did this guy pop up from and more to the point, who is he?
Hello, I am John Clayton and one of many Red Brick African representatives working from our Ekom-Nkam Falls Office, Nkongsamba here in the beautiful country of Cameroon, a country in the west Central Africa region.
Cameroon shares its border with Nigeria to the west, Chad to the northeast, Central African Republic to the east and Equatorial Guinea, Gabon and the Republic of the Congo to the south, and what is it all of these countries have in common….tick-tock….still thinking about it, OK, the answer is revealed within the next paragraph.
It’s England and France, two European countries whose grubby little fingers have left their DNA all over these countries which, with immediate effect, should be declared international crime scenes and a list of investigative protocols or terms of reference put in place, which should include:
- How much wealth has been removed from these countries by western interests who entered as uninvited guests, then through means of deception, corruption, sedition and blatant displays of their own hypocrisy and yes, I am talking to you Mr England over there in the corner trying to keep your head down.
- And Monsieur France don’t you be thinking you can hop off carrying the booty, because them little legs of yours aren’t up to it
- How much wealth is still being drawn from African countries other than the usual suspects above, who’s own pursuits of Empire is still leaving finger marks from their filthy filching fingers.
- Who were the ‘real conspirators’ behind the death of Dian Fossey an American primatologist and conservationist known for undertaking an extensive study of mountain gorilla groups from 1966 until her murder in 1985. Her life has been immortalised in the film, ‘Gorillas in the Mist,’ based on her book of the same name (1983).
- And why not let us in on the truth about the sightings of Lord Lucan, a man with ‘royal lineage’ who disappeared in 1974 having been identified as a suspect in the murder of his children’s nanny, Sandra Rivett, whose body was found at his home in Belgravia, London. The peer’s blood-soaked car was later found abandoned in Newhaven, East Sussex.
Lucan, born Richard John Bingham in 1934, was officially declared dead by the High Court in 1999. In an interview in 2000 Lucan’s friend, John Aspinall, said Lucan probably committed suicide by ‘scuttling his boat in the English Channel.’
Red Brick couldn’t possibly comment re reports that his Lordship was sighted in Africa, but we did receive this image sent to us anonymously, which we have aptly named: ‘Africa and the Joy of Industrialised Nations.’
We think it is a pish-take but cannot discount the possibility that it is a truth drop. Perhaps it needs to be fact checked by a trusted verifiable source….err….excuse me…..hello BBC, are you busy at the moment, because….
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Right, enough digressions and we will see you in the next article, and it will be where Dr Banana Meets Mr Apple….honestly!
Red Brick Staff.