Editor: This article has been written by Mildred ‘Millie’ Tant, Red Brick’s Anti-Establishment Opinionator and Ardent Republican Reporter.
It is a fact that, it’s not the fall that hurts….it’s the landing, which Andrew Mountbatten Windsor will find out when he eventually lands on the side of the planet where us ‘little people’ live, you know, the real world, however, before that happens he will have to endure more of the meaning of ‘karma,’ because I am sure that there are many journos who will want to keep holding Andrew to account, as long as he is the gift that keeps on giving.
In the meantime, Andy can pandy about whilst a book titled, ‘Entitled’ The rise and Fall of the House of York, is disappearing from the shelves of bookshops due its popular demand and the public need for royal gossip.
Written by Andrew Lownie the book ‘explores the myriads of sex misconduct scandals and shady deals involving disgraced Prince Andrew and his ex-wife (that still lives with him) Sarah Ferguson – a tale of unbridled sexuality, Jeffrey Epstein outrages, reckless serial spending of British taxpayers’ money and shady connections to accused Chinese spies.’
If the release of Andrew Lownie’s book was not enough, what could have prepared the once prince and former royal navy “Jolly Jack Tar” from the ‘broadside’ he would receive following the release of Virginia Giuffre’s book, ‘Nobody’s Girl,’ a broadside which surely must forever leave him on an ‘uneven’ keel.
Virginia Giuffre: The Extraordinary Life Story of the Masseuse who Pursued and Ended the Sex Crimes of Millionaires Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein (Paperback)
Nigel Cawthorne (author).
I think it is fair to say that Andrew has been looked after and shielded from controversy re his pal Jeffrey Epstein, but there is only so much ‘his people’ can do and when things begin to get out of hand, the rats begin to leave the sinking ship and are running for ‘them there hills’ to avoid public exposure and accountability re their own associations with the ‘Epstillian Empire’ and his island.
I think The Guardian’s Ella Baron created the cartoon of a thousand words when she designed the following:
So, as we can see above it is a case of one down and who knows how many still to go, which will be ‘zero’ if the American FBI are to be believed re Epstein’s apparently ‘none-existent’ Empire,’ something we have already began looking into having already published the first of three articles titled: What Little Black Books?
https://theredbrick.co.uk/2025/08/10/what-little-black-books
Oh how the mighty fall and in Andy’s case there will be few who will shed a tear, well, at least not in public, but for those whose ‘purse’ will be much lighter now that Andy’s position does not allow for the flow of money he once received, the floodgates will open and flow the tears will, reaching levels that will only recede once the banks have burst both metaphorically and literally.
It is difficult to picture where Andrew goes from here, him now being a royal appendage and very much ‘out of sorts.’ I doubt whether he will strike up a book deal touting ‘Royal Reveals’ as the title or subject matter, I mean, how could he ‘dish the dirt’ when it’s his own reveals the public wants to know about.
Despite Andy not having the best of it at the moment you can be sure of one thing, no matter what transgressions led to his fall from grace, you can be sure that he will still land ‘jam side up,’ because he will be properly looked after by his chums and if anyone out there thinks Andy will end up in a council tenement, I very much doubt his ilk would ever let that happen….would they?
Despite being filtered away he will still be under the watchful eye of the royals and government and rightly so, because there will be no self-governance for ‘Randy Andy’ and he will be kept on a short lead….a very short lead indeed and there is a reason for this.
You see, it is my opinion that Andy’s brother, King Charles III, is mending bridges as well as ‘clearing the decks’ for his son, Prince William to become king in the future.
Prince Harry is almost back in the fold and that is good for the image of the royals and the United Kingdom, however, that all changes when it comes to Andrew whose presence is now neither ‘use nor ornament’ having become a ‘Royal without Portfolio.’
So, it is a case of ‘out of sight’ and ‘out of the public’s sight for Andrew, as well as the loss of his many titles. ‘Hey Google AI, what were those titles?’
‘Prince, Duke of York, Earl of Inverness, and Baron Killyleagh, along with the right to be called “His Royal Highness”. He has also been stripped of honours such as the Order of the Garter and the Knight Grand Cross of the Royal Victorian Order, and his military titles and patronages were removed in previous years. The King formally removed these titles in late October and early November 2025.’
It gets much worse for the former prince, because now his titles have gone he will no longer receive the financial benefits and free ‘grifts; at the UK taxpayer’s expense. ‘Hey Google, before you go what benefits etc, will Andy soon be shy of if not already?’
A big thank you to Google AI.
At this point I am tempted to mention ‘Lord Lucan,’ a man who in the 1970s was wanted in connection with the murder of his child’s nanny.
‘Lucky Luca’ went bye-bye literally overnight and although many books have been written about his disappearance and despite the truth being out there, the evil ‘cad’ got away with it and was never held to account.
Where Lucky ended up is another matter, but the world is a smaller place now and it’s not so easy to hide that it once was. Now, I am not suggesting that Andrew will go into hiding, after all, he has not been convicted of anything, although he will no longer be another public face of the royal family.
Of course, wherever he ends up it will not stop the press looking for him, or having his name dragged into any further royal scandals, so perhaps the best place for him to hide is in ‘plain sight,’ where people will think they recognise him, but choose to say to themselves….’Nah, can’t be him, he wouldn’t live here.’
We think the ‘in plain sight’ theory might just work, so we have included a meme or two in this article, which might fit the bill and also give fair warning to other over privileged ‘toff types’ whose upbringing gives them access and opportunities not afforded to everyday people.
Although saying that, would this lot know how to behave amongst us little people….m’mm….no, now that I think about it is unlikely to work, because it would not be too long before they give themselves away….
So, should any more of the ‘toffee-nosed’ crew fall from grace be assures it will hurt them, however, not as much as the pain and suffering caused by both their public and private shame, as well as their loss of honour through the eyes of their peers. I will caveat what I have just written with my own personal thought and that is, any pain and suffering they might be feeling, might be more to do with their own indignation for ‘getting caught, as opposed to the former.
Mildred ‘Millie’ Tant, for the Red Brick International Media News Group.
- Look outfor the following fall out if and when Andrew appears before the United States Congress:
