This article has been written by Red Brick Political Satirist and Comedy Critic, Rona Francks. First though, a word from the Editor.
Editor: Just a quick one from me re the Gorton and Denton by-election. It was of no surprise to anyone least of all me that, the Labour Party lost big time in the local by-election following their defeat to the ‘Greens.’
A devastating blow for the Labour Party, which was highlighted by a comment on the BBC Website: ‘Labour hasn’t lost in this area since 1931, and the Greens significantly outperformed expectations.’ If you think this defeat for the Labour Party will result in the resignation of ‘wotsizname’s’ premiership, then think again, because he aint going anywhere other than to remain at Number 10 Downing Street, the official home of the PM of the UK.
You see, if you have not quite got it yet, the world is run by the ‘Puppet Masters’ and they have not quite finished with the UK’s PM, yet, because the Puppet Masters or PM’s, the real PM’s in charge, have been accelerating their Agendas and they no longer care about having to appease the ‘namby pamby touchy feely’ concerns re the public’s hurty feelings, and having to throw their underlings to the wolves to keep up the appearance that ‘Democracy’ works.
The Puppet Masters who….let’s call them the PUMA’s, short for PUppet MAsters, have made their move and are going all in on their vision of a New World Order and don’t care what you think.
Perhaps if the ‘Useless Eating Plebs’ were to remove that stuffed crust processed pizza out of their gobs they could talk to their family and friends and gain an understanding of what is going on in the world around them, even closer than that, like the shit that is going down on your own feckin doorstep.
Another ‘perhaps’ from me would be should you manage to spit out the pizza, would be to release the grip you have on that sugary shitey pop soda fizzy piss in the can or bottle etc., and use your hand to pick up a book written by journalists who have and still do, seek to highlight the truth and the plight of our fellow humans around the world who are suffering through the Globalists and Bankers perpetual wars undertaken by their ‘bought and sold’ Governments.
If this is not the case then why in this day and age are people, the electorate, being encouraged and or ‘falling for’ the need to fight enemies we didn’t know we had, none of which the political swampsters stated would be their intentions whilst on the ‘Election Campaign Trail,’ which suddenly becomes their driving force once in government.
Congratulations to Hannah Spencer for winning the seat and for standing up and calling out the Genocide currently taking place in Gaza. You might not agree with Hannah Spencer’s views re other matters or even the Green Party’s policies, but credit gained where credit is due for calling out the satanic treatment of our fellow human beings in the Middle East.
OK, a slight digression and another opinion piece by me, which you may disagree with because, after all, this is a….democracy, innit?! OK, over to Rona.
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom attended Munich a few days ago and gave a speech to like-minded hugely popular political and military figures, all of whom are ‘loved and adorned’ by their public….NOT!
At first the PM gave the impression that he was being highly serious, fooling almost all of his audience members, even President ‘Munchie’ Zelensky of Ukraine who turned up with his usual ‘begging bowl,’ his wheelbarrow expecting to collect a few UK sovereigns and EU sheckles, but instead was handed a few soon to be worthless, allegedly, possibly, dollars from what appears to be the USA’s biggest question mark, the ‘impossible to independently audit,’ USA Treasury.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmfC8Zbi4y0&t=92s
I must admit though, the UK PM was looking very dapper in his ‘Man at C & A Suit,’ a much better look than the earlier ones he sported from ‘Greenwoods and Burtons, don’t you think?
Excuse me, what did I hear you all say….who is he? He is the UK Prime Minister, of course. Oh, I hear you now, you are asking me, what ‘is’ his name? Why are you asking me if you already know because that is exactly what it is…..’wotsizname.’
Oh, I get it, you mean his real name….m’mm….go on, you’ve got me, I give in. Eh, what do you mean, you don’t know either? OK, moving on, again.
I’m not for one moment suggesting that there is any coincidence between the UK PM geezer above giving it verbals to the NATO and EU Cabals and whoever else is sitting in the audience, but seeing as the boys and girls from NATO are giving it large on the Russia, naughty Russia, bad Russia, so getting back on the Rush-Rush-Rusha message is canny timing and a ‘welcome distraction’ for the UK Government, or should that be for the UK PM with all that Mandelson and Epstein malarky!
Now, where was I, oh yes, the UK’s Navy. When we heard the PM announcing the UK was sending a Royal Navy Fleet to wave its Royal Ensign in the face of the Ruskarian Bull (bear is on holiday) it would, on any other day sound like ‘tough talk,’ but for the fact that the ‘Russian Bull’ is not too well equipped for North Atlantic swims, so all the UK’s posturing means that the navy is in ‘safe water’ so’s to speak and of course, the PM is safe on land.
All of this ‘tough talk’ got me thinking….I think I know what’s going on here, all of his blustering bullish talk is him doing ‘comedy’ or should I say a ‘humiliation ritual,’ which is what Prime Ministers must have to do as a thank you to their ‘Puppet Masters’ who put them there.
So, what makes us think this, well, have a look at this article by pasting the link into your browser, or you can try clicking on the link to see if that works:
Liz Truss & Rishi Sunak – Westminster Wisecrackers.
https://theredbrick.co.uk/2023/01/27/liz-truss-rishi-sunak-westminster-wisecrackers/
I hope you enjoyed that article or if you are adding it to your bucket list of ‘100 Red Brick Articles’ to read before you become the Russian Bear’s ‘Little Red Riding Hood,’ that is, if you believe ‘wotsizname’ and his EU and NATO buddies.
However, given the amount of ‘tough talk’ spoken by the EU re ‘Kicking the Russian Bear’s Ass’ and the unelected Head of the EU, Ursula Vondylion, whom I am sure will not be at the frontline with young men having to fight the (Ruskeros), well, if she did have a swipe at the Bear no doubt the buckle on one of her stilettos would become entangled in the furry tufts of the Bear’s arse!
I believe a stint at the ‘Comedy club’ is a Rite of Passage’ for those whose political promises and ambitions are con-joined, which are the interests they hold ‘dearest and nearest,’ yes, their own interests, both in their heads and their hearts.
However, I think it is safe to say that the UK PM does not ‘directly’ do comedy, although ‘indirectly’ both his and his party’s politics might qualify for it, so let us see how he fared at the Munich Comedy Club where the Nato and EU rats with their booming voices strut around as if they are the ‘Five Lamp Boys.’
Thank you to: https://www.suffolkgazette.com/greggs-releases-hostage-rolls-starmers-sausage-mess/
https://soundcloud.com/mr-flen/return-the-sausages-1-1
So, what’s the PM on about sending his ‘Task Force, Carrier Group, Armada’ of steel hulks up into the North Atlantic and it is not to re-enact the World War Two ‘Merchant Convoys’ full of food and other supplies to fill the bellies of our allies, yes, the Rush-Rush-Russians were our allies during World War Two.
These days the EU and NATO’s collective use of their ‘Naval Might’ is so that the UK, EU and NATO can flex their biceps and glutes letting what is now, Russia, naughty Russia, bad Russia, that the UK etc, are real ‘Bad Asses,’ having long since fallen ‘out of love’ with the Reds who only a few decades ago they shared their beds with.
So, what went wrong, well, that is a subject for another day and this is because whilst it is simple to explain because it involves the greed and or ambitions of very powerful sinister forces, putting it together in a way that people will understand is, as politicians so often like to tell us when us plebs ask them a question that they do not want to answer, claiming the answer is, ‘complicated,’ a true politician’s answer,
Typical, but what should we ever expect from the Political Swampsters when they provide and answer without answering the question, whilst at the same time hurriedly slithering away preventing us poor plebs from repeating our question in pursuance of an answer, a proper answer that is, only to see that where the politicians once stood only a few moments ago the only real evidence they were there is provided by the slimy sluggish like snail-trail striating into the safety of a passing crowd which, ironically, would have been a crowd of plebs just like us.
This reminds me of that weekly farce in the Lower Swampminster House: Prime Minister’s Questions. There you go, like I said earlier, pure theatre where the Shadow PM asks the PM questions, who then just talks shit about how crap the Shadow PM’s party is. What always gets me is why doesn’t the ‘Mr or Mrs Speaker say to the PM, ’Answer that feckin question, knobhead, but he or she never does, choosing to stay shtum leaving me to ask the obvious question: Why are they called Speakers when they stay so quiet? Sorry, digression, Red Brick’s very own demic and I can assure you it is not planned.
OK, from what I understand the UK’s Navy is no longer a large one, having been shrunk year after year during the terms of successive UK ‘One Party Governments’ masquerading as alternative choices between the two main parties, yet that is the illusion that is UK Democracy, in my humble opinion, of course.
We can exclusively reveal that a government ‘insider’ and Red Brick ‘confidential source’ has ‘leaked’ to our famed undercover international investigator, Kade Vidic, the UK’s plans for a New Royal Navy, a ‘super’ navy if you like, so read on….
When the UK PM announced that he was sending his fleet to ‘fanny about’ up near the waters of that bad ‘naughty’ bear’ whom we will name, ‘Ivan,’ what he omitted to tell his audience was that the actual fleet he would be sending would have to have its numbers made up through some ‘creative thinking’ due to a significant shortfall in the Royal Fleet.
The UK no longer has what we could say is a Shipbuilding Industry of any substance, not like it used to be, anyways, but take a tootle along the many UK riverbanks of the Great Rivers and you will see the evidence of where the British Shipbuilders used to launch ships, big ships, very big ships, huuuge aircraft carriers and oil tankers.
So, if the UK were to put tenders out to countries who still have the facility to knock out some ‘luggers’ on behalf of the Royal Navy, don’t be surprised if many of these countries say, ‘No problem, but first where are our reparations for all the wealth and land you stole from us during the past few centuries?’
Historically, if you are into the Reparation Rights, then you must agree that the UK must own a shitload of ‘spondoolies’ to largely ‘non-white’ countries, who suffered at the hands of the then UK Elites and Royals, so the UK might well be given ‘the bird’ even if they ask nicely, very, very nicely, ‘Please build us some ships.’ However, the UK PM ‘wotsizname’ has it all sorted:
We can announce that contained within the leaked documents handed to Kade Vidic are images of plans for the new UK Royal Navy Fleet, which will include: 50 Aircraft Carriers, 200 Destroyers, 500 Frigates, 1000 Submarines and 10,000 World War Two Spitfires, which he believes and contrary to the advice he received from his ‘Top Brass Military’ and former schoolboy chums, will be supplied by Airfix who have gone on the record as saying, ‘Never mind your USA Lockheed Martin F-35 Lightnings and their F-22 Raptors, 1-72 Scale Boxed Spitfires are the way ahead.’
The New Navy will be motorised and controlled using hand-held controls like the type X-Box Gamers use, with an Air fleet of Overhead Drones’ operated by the millions of ‘unemployed school-leavers’ who are themselves the ‘X-Box Generation,’ although the Government in the not-too-distant future intends to replace these young men and women through the use of their Human Artificial Intelligence Replacements (HAIR).
Similar although less up-to-date Computerised Artificial Intelligence Programmes have, almost at least, replaced the positions in ‘Call Centres’ unemployment school leavers would have filled to give them a start in life. So, once the HAIR is up and running it will diminish the amount of ‘starter job opportunities’ for young people at the UK’s Job Centres to the point that ‘job adverts’ become blank, or should I say….bald, ouch, sorry!
- What will the ‘new’ Royal Navy look like? Here is an ‘exclusive’ preview of what we all have to look forward to, ‘wotsizname’s’ master plan and his new Royal Navy, which will be protecting the ‘Realm’ should the UK ever be attacked:
M’mm, whether the UK’s reinvented Royal Fleet will fool the UK’s NATO Allies or not, I’m not too sure, although we should take it as read that the USA will be taken in, hook, line and anchors away, however, I would bet the same amount of tangible monetary assets held within the USA Federal Bank’s vaults, that the UK’s ‘fresh out of the box’ Naval Fleet will not fool the Ruskeros and if I’m wrong what do I stand to lose, probably not more than ‘One Dollar!
By the way, if you want to know more about the significance of the ‘One Dollar Bet Principle’ I’ve just mentioned, you can check out this article of ours written by, Mary N. Barron (not real name), being that she is an ‘affiliate’ of Red Brick’s, ‘Infiltration & Observation Unit’ (IOU).
Mary is a Forensic Film Reviewer, and it is Mary’s job to examine the Mainstream Media content looking for: Truth Drops, Secret Messaging and ‘Predictive Programming’ (PP), which many people believe is contained within the ‘Film and Television Industries’ shows (FTI). Mary also looks for hidden mockery towards the everyday people who watch the products presented to us a ‘essential viewing’ by the FTI.
You can access the article by clicking the link below:
https://theredbrick.co.uk/2021/07/15/tradingplaces/ Rona Franks for Red Brick News Media, winner of the ‘Red Brick’ International News Agency Award for the Year 2025.