Breaking news... Plandemic lurgy stood down ahead of
Euro final- italy v england
Today’s article is written by one of our reporters under their ‘Nome de Plume’ inspired by the integrity of our Democracy and Parliament, ‘Charla DeSantis.’ We cannot say much more about them, sorry.
Today is Sunday 11th July 2021 and there is nothing unusual about that, is there? Surely this is just another day where everyone can go about his and her business. So why not go for a walk with the dog, or a walk with the family, heck, you can even invite the neighbours, the community, the UK and even the ‘Man on the Moon’ if you want, or you could, if we were not in a, Lurgy P(l)andemic (some scary and loud horror music, please Maestro), although today the Government must have told the Lurgy to ‘take a hike, or stay at home with its variant chums and watch the football, too.
The Government Website coronavirus.data.gov.uk which was last updated on Saturday 10 July 2021 at 4:00pm, stated the following: Daily Deaths within 28 days of a positive test: 34. Weekly Deaths with COVID-19 on the death certificate: 118 (‘on the death certificate,’ does that mean cause of death, or another way of saying ‘died with?’). M’mm, sounds a bit vague don’t you think?
There is a lot more information on the website giving it, ‘7 days this and 28 days that,’ just to bamboozle, err, we mean, to keep you informed and up to date, and ‘shitting bricks,’ just in case you develop, if not already, the ability to think critically and challenge the ‘narrative.’ Oh, and don’t forget to look at the graphs and or the bar charts, they will certainly answer any questions you might have, or clear up any ambiguities, said Billy Fisher, a spokesperson from the Ministry of Truth and Indoctrination.
There you have it, we are all doomed, unless we follow the science of: Wearing a mask, social distancing, the rule of 6 and if your chum has heard a rumour about someone having the Lurgy, then you must, along with your family, self-isolate in the ‘Anderson Shelter’ you have been living in and out of since the beginning of the ‘Outbreak!’
It sounds like we are all going to be in the ‘shite,’ so let us now visit the site of the most reliable UK news source, the BBC. I was expecting to see their ‘Apocalyptic Headlines’ for today to be all, Lurgy, Lurgy and more Lurgy (a long silent pause ensues amidst the tumble-weed and the sound of a distant solitary owl).
Back again, Nowt, Nuttin, El Zilchio and hardly a whisper until I was over halfway down the Homepage, and even then the Lurgy stuff is preceded by the headline outlining the Great British public’s main concern: How late will the pubs stay open?
No grey imagery there then for the nation’s most important question, just a colourful image of a tight t-shirted young woman, complete with jelly-wobbling definition and her hands up, as if she is about to receive the ‘ice bucket test, which would certainly increase the definition!’ Now your line of sight has been drawn away from the ‘Lurgy’ stuff, but for one day only mind you, how late can the pubs stay open? The Red Brick answer is ‘We do not give a feck,’ because if the pubs are closed, you always dial-s-drink from the ‘van with cans.’
So regardless of who wins the final, although we hope once they arrive through the Wembley Gate they are sent ‘South after a good Kaneing and a Sterling performance!’
The question is, what happens after the final and the Lurgy returns, but this time it will be meaner and more variable than before? Will there be ‘buyers remorse’ for all those who ignored the COVID, wishing they had stayed at home, instead of doing what humans do, socialising with other humans? Of course not, and why should there be, with so many people in the UK enjoying themselves without masks and not having to stand the length of 3 buses away from each other.
I think buses and the Lurgy’s Alpha, Beta and Gamma (ABC) have had something in common, in that they come in threes. However, now we have the Delta (D) variant to look forward to, although WHO we have to thank for such an uninvited guest is unclear. The Centre for Disease Control (CDC) updated their website www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/variants/variant on 28th June 2021 the following:
These variants (ABC & D), seem to spread more easily and quickly than other variants, which may lead to more cases of COVID-19. An increase in the number of cases will put more strain on healthcare resources, lead to more hospitalizations, and potentially more deaths. So far, studies suggest that the current authorized vaccines work on the circulating variants. Scientists will continue to study these and other variants.
In the opinion of Red Brick, it looks we, the public, have been ‘set up to fail,’ again (see our article about the TV Licence), through our attendance at sports events, sunning ourselves by the beach, eating out etc, and look, it’s nearly the ‘flu season;’ which isn’t anymore if you get our meaning.
So, if you want to know what is coming, you naughty people who have been enjoying yourselves, here is a clue, or some of you might call it a ‘Truth-Drop.’ You can find this ‘gem’ on the BBC’s Website England page (11-07-2021) under the headline:
‘No Tube Trains to Wembley Central before Euro 2020 Final.’
You cannot miss it, because it is, by coincidence of course, directly alongside an image of a much, much larger image, of ‘England’ fans packed closely together, like sardines some might say.
The BBC article also stated: London Underground trains to Wembley Central will not run ahead of the Euro 2020 Final due to staff self-isolating, Transport for London (TfL) says. The Bakerloo Line will stop running at 19:00 BST due to “a shortage of control centre staff who are having too self-isolate”. Some 60,000 fans will be at Wembley for the England and Italy game at 20:00.
The operator is urging people to use Wembley Park station which is served by the Metropolitan and Jubilee Lines. TFL said Bakerloo Line travellers were advised to complete their journey by 17:30. London Overground trains will stop at Wembley Central as normal, as will Chiltern Railways trains to Wembley Stadium.
When I first looked at the headline, I thought it would be all trains cancelled that day destined for Wembley. However, most significant of all, despite the line: ‘This is due to staff self-isolating,’ there was no Direct Link to COVID mentioned; not even in the ‘Related Topics’ at the foot of the article.
Related Topics: Transport for London, London Underground, Wembley Stadium and Wembley London transport.
Finally, why would they mention it and give it to you ‘on a plate,’ so’s to speak, after all, they are giving it to you in plain sight, aren’t they? Take another look at the two headlines and their images alongside each other, featuring the fans and rail staff having too self-isolate.
Finally, as is always Red Brick’s mantra, do your own research, and watch this space, because everything I have written will, hopefully, not happen, although time will tell.
Charla DeSantis, for Red Brick.