Editor’s Note: I have had to eat humble pie and apologise to my highly insightful and forward-thinking staff who brought to me this article approximately one week before their prediction came true. I thought at the time it was an incredulous prediction, that the UK Government would promote the idea of giving a free kebab for those who receive the Lurgy Jab.
This is the actual original article containing ‘little ditties or jingles,’ which was their way of second guessing what our One-Party Governments’ ‘think tanks;’ or their highly overpaid mates would seriously consider as a ‘way forward’, to encourage the ‘unjabbed’ to receive the vaccine. .
All I can say is, ‘sorry team’ I was wrong, because a week after their proposed article landed on my desk, this happened:
We truly are living in a different world from the one we knew pre-virus etc. In this the ‘now world,’ we ‘Read, Listen and Watch’ events as they unfold, whilst thinking “You could not make this up.” Well, here is the rest of the article for you to digest.
The Editor, Red Brick for Truth.
I read the headlines on the front page of the daily papers repeating the mantra of ‘Lurgy, Lurgy, Lurgy, save the NHS and Jab, Jab get your Jab
I listen to the self-indulgent regulars being interviewed by the MSM, repeating their overly used, yet carefully selected words, so that they stay on script, repeating the government mantra, ‘The unjabbed will bring about the end of our world;’ I suppose I would liken them to the type of questions Comrade Borisovsky receives concerning the Lurgy during his ‘painful’ briefings, only this time it is the questions that are prescriptive and not so much the answers. So, it cuts both ways, because prescriptive questions and prescriptive answers are always best to avoid any ministerial or media hiccups, as well as having to avoid ‘proper questions,’ which require truthful responses from journalists, good journalistic interviewers who seem to have lost their voices and ability to ask the ‘tough questions.’
I watch how easy it is for the State to convince my family and friends to take up the ‘free offer’ of a jab, although I did remind them before taking it that there is no such thing as a free lunch, and everything in life ‘comes with a price?’
Joseph Goebbels the German Nazi Minister for State Propaganda during World War Two, would have let loose a wry smile at the strategy being used by our government, as well as other governments around the world, who encourage their citizens to allow doctors and nurses to inject them with the contents of an arguably, unethical, state approved and protectively patented contents of a syringe. However, many millions of people in the UK who have received their ‘double dose’s have become attached to their most recent introduction, their friend, ‘the jab.’
Of course, Goebbels would have upped the game by rounding up the unjabbed by using never to be identified ‘hit squads’ who had been given free licence to ‘tar and feather’ the unjabbed, place them in stocks with a sign around their necks stating ‘the unjabbed are responsible for every ill in society and we must rid ourselves of these scum,’
However, if you Media types and or Comrades from our One-Party State had nipped into our Red Brick Fleet Street offices, I might have saved you lot some dosh and let you in on my ideas…….NOT! Although, seeing as the damage has been done and you are about to give the Medical Ethics and the Nuremberg Codes a good wedging and throw them into the abyss of Cancel Culture, I will tell you anyways.
So, for you purveyors of propaganda, you could have tried these simple ideas and headlines: Jab, Jab, Jab and get your free Kebab.
You must admit it is, if nothing, ‘short and punchy!’
Well, I reckon it is only a matter of time before the Government and its ‘Woke Brigade’ start using ‘Rap Music style to get the message across, but without the glorification, of: Gangs, Druggies Guns and Hunnies etc.
I have got it, so find a Rapper, to use their Napper, to give us a rhyme, for these words of mine (see below).
“If you do not want the Jab, well that is OK,
Give us some time, and we will find another way.
We can add the vaccines, to your chips and burgers.”
Because the fast-food chains, have joined us in some mergers,
And at the same time, our family, our friends, will receive some cheeky little earners.”
“Of course, you will have to provide a child’s gimmicky plastic toy to the free meal, just to ensure that the children who have been propagandised by the TV adverts showing the offer, between children’s programmes, of course, can pester their parent or parents to go for a ‘free meal’ with no DNA strings attached, just strands of mRNA..
OK, lastly, why not find some Operatic Diva to give us an aria containing these words, which remind me of a song from a musical:
“You say strings and I say strands,
Where do you want your Jab,
In your arm or your hand?
You say I cannot, and I say I can,
It is now the law, so your arm or your hand?
And no, we can’t ‘call the whole thing off!”
Yes, they will keep pushing for the Jab to become mandatory and the Gubbles, who would sell their souls for a free fast-food meal will do nothing, or will they?
Team Red Brick for Truth