Hello everyone, Bob ‘the gob’ Caulfield here with just a quick word, if that is possible, to let you know we have recently, by popular demand, opened our Political Emporium at Westminster, London. The shop is packed with the ‘tools’ the politicians will need if they are to ask those awkward questions in the House, such as:
- Why is it you Tory lot are banging on about caring for the environment, when you are still determined to go ahead with the Globalists High Speed Railway 2 plan?
- What about the people who will be displaced because their properties are in the way of ‘progress,’ and will have to be demolished to make way for Borisovsky’s Mr Beacham’s Giant ‘Hornby’ Train Set (HS2).
- Also, how much of the environment do you Tories intend to wreck, just so wealthy people can have available to them an express service to get them from A to B a few minutes quicker, whilst the public normies must use the ‘peasant trains?’
- How did Lord Lucan evade arrest and capture, period, re murdering his children’s nanny, allegedly? Surely the Old School Tie Mob, The Old Money Families, the ‘Magicians’ who facilitated his extraction with a phone call and ‘abracadabra,’ and Lord ‘Lucky Lucan-anio’ was gone! Surely, the ‘Facilitators’ have now passed on, so there must be no one left to take responsibility and even if there was, they will be old enough to play the ‘senility card’ along with its associated illnesses, so come on, tell us how he got away?
So, is that what it is, you lot are afraid to ask the questions the public want answers to. At Red Brick for Truth, we understand your hesitancy and as a result we have instructed our ‘Design Team’ based at our Rome office, Italy, under the supervision of our Master Craftsman and Toymaker, Mr G ‘Pepe’ Stottie, manager of our Palatine Hill factory, to create products that will give you the ‘parliamentary pluck’ to challenge the One-Party narrative, especially as it is their intention to ‘jab the children’ with an experimental liquid.
So, readers, you will understand why so many parliamentarians have asked us to design a line of products, which will give them the ‘umph’ required to poke their heads above the parapet, and fire off a verbal volley of relevant questions in the direction of the front bench, such as: ‘What was the price of your soul when you made your deal with the Devil,’ because who else other than Dr ‘Evil’ Fauci, would have you lot supporting the injection of experimental liquids in to our most precious and vulnerable people, the children?
Dr Fauci
Before we look at two of our most recent products in our parliamentary shop, here is an image of what a spine looks like, you might want to take a good look at it and see if you have one, too, even though ‘you do not need a spine to show some backbone.’
And while you are messing around in front of the mirror looking at your skeletal frames for the nobbly line running down between your shoulder blades, you might consider owning a pair of these, or at least wear a t-shirt with them on and that way you can show some balls when addressing parliament.
Introducing our ‘Pocket Pods, a nice pair of carefully weighted wonders charged with the same enchanted magic as the ‘Ruby Slippers,’ as seen worn by Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz.
Our balls are available in all the main party colours and are available to ‘mix & match,’ for those who are not sure which party they belong to or choose to swing either way under the ‘One-Party’ system of government.
So, if your genetics has let you down and balls are not your thing, then no problem, because we have just the thing for you: A nice pair of shiny jewels of your own at a highly competitive price.
Owning a pair of these ‘lucky rubs’ as alternative to the usual charms: Rabbit’s foot, four leaf clover etc, will give you politicians the courage to speak out against the abuse of the ‘Gillick Principle,’ which is being used to justify children saying ‘yes’ to being jabbed; this is wrong on every level and shame on those who inject the children.
We can advise on the right size for you, so that they fit comfortably into your pocket, but hurry though, because our nerve numbing juggling gems are selling fast and stock is limited.
For those parliamentarians who forfeited their spine (and soul), because of their failure to speak, no, shout out and say “NO” to the jabbing of children, Red Brick for Truth has the solution for you: A Spine, or as Red Brick prefers to call it, ‘A bit of Backbone.’ Our ‘bottle building’ backbones are available in four party colours, although special bespoke products can be made available upon request.
Bob for Red Brick Truth.