At Red Brick for Truth, we enjoy a bit of levity, and it is not always the BBC and other Mainstream Media (MSM) outlets we look to for a laugh, especially at their fact-checking, which is a right hoot; so Fawlty Towers eat your heart out!
The world around us, according to some, well, the people who are awake to what is happening, globally, know that if the ‘Normies,’ or Gubbles’ to us at Red Brick, do not wake up and soon, Humanity is on course for a ‘Global Subjugation,’ or to coin a phrase, ‘Off to ‘Hell in a Handcart.’
However, putting all that aside for the time being, at Red Brick we are fighting the good fight and hitting back with this ‘Once upon a Time’ article, but before we commence, let us recall those fine words ‘Little Legs’ Mel Gibson screamed out as he rallied his men in the movie Braveheart:
“Would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that, they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our – Sense of Humour!”
Wallace and Soldiers: “Red Brick forever!”
So now, if you are ready and sitting comfortably, and with only a few minor contextual digressions, let us begin, so….
Here is a report from our team on the ground in Ukraine, where NATO countries such as the United States of America, along with other co-conspirators, have been fighting a Proxy War against the Russian Army, over what is a ‘nothing burger’ for them, them being the Great Reset Brigade, but for the everyday people who just want to live peacefully and go about their business, it has been devastating.
Our team had entered the theatre of war on a fact-finding mission to seek truthful accounts of what is ‘actually’ happening. They are headed to the frontline to witness in real-time the fighting between the NATO alliance, err, we mean Ukrainian forces and Russian Army.
The Russians, who are attempting to stop NATO’s Empire extending to their own doorstep, are seeking to maintain the ‘Buffer Zone’ that is Ukraine, between them and NATO’s European Empire, or to more informed people, it is the European Union (EU).
I wonder how people would reply if asked: “Tell me Mr Normie type person in the street, do you believe that the unelected EU leaders act solely in yours and the rest of humanity’s best interest? I imagine the answer would go something like this….
Back to our intrepid team who have been in the thick of it for some time now, that is, in the thick of the bullshit spewed out by the Mainstream Media (MSM), whose limited attention span has been – Ukraine this and Ukraine that, without giving the general public any opposing views from the, err, ‘Russian perspective.’
Oh yes, the only Russian television channel, Russia Today (RT), which actually reported on worldwide current affairs, was taken off air by the UK Government, so nothing suspicious there? This is why our team of ‘truth seekers’ without regard for their own safety, navigated and waded their way through a quagmire of untruths, half-truths and downright lies to report on never-before-seen tactics, which has brought Munchkin ‘Munchie’ Zelenskyy his first success on behalf of NATO.
Extracts from the Red Brick Team Diary:
Day 1:
Our Team received information that Russian troops have been the ones ‘Chewing the Gum’ and ‘Kicking Arse’ in Ukraine, so in response they, the Great Reset Brigade (GRB) have, along with their NATO military planners and intelligence assets, developed a plan for a counterattack, and have instructed ‘Munchie’ to join his men at the front and prepare them for a new era of warfare.
The intention is to push the ‘Big Bad Russkies’ back into the arms of Mother Russia, and create a new line at the front, no, not a frontline in the traditional sense, but a ‘Chorus Line’ defended by elite ‘Dance Troops.’
Day 2:
It took a full 24-hour day of travel to get through the ‘fake News’ swamp and their dottles of bullshit floating idly by around us; we felt more like World War 2 British Chindits’ in a Burmese jungle, than intrepid reporters, but we had a job to do and damn it, we were going to get it done.
Eventually, we caught up with ‘Munchies Men,’ so we stopped for some much-needed rest; we were all exhausted from our pursuit to get to the truth, our truth, the truth, not theirs.
Day 3:
We were greeted by a Ukrainian army media representative, who took us to the Chorus Line where we saw Russian prisoners, thousands of them, traumatised, catatonic even. Of the few that could speak, we were allowed to listen to their story.
Private Vlad-the-lad: “It was terrifying, and no amount of training could have prepared us for what was to come. At first we saw them on the horizon in what we thought was dark clothing.”
”But we soon realised it was not clothing, but their darkened souls and how were we supposed to fight an army that is not real, but at the same time we could see them, demons, all of them.”
Sergeant Redsquare: “I thought it was some sort of joke at first, but when I realised it was not, I thought ‘Munchies Men’ were taking the piss out of us, in an attempt to gain a headline, such as: ‘Russian Troops shoot at Munchies Troopettes as they parade, happily with pride, in their new type of tactical uniform near to the frontline.”
“It was so diverse, like something we have never seen before. Mother Russia is a God-fearing Christian country, and we know we are in a Biblical Battle with the Evil Enemy, the Great Reset Globalists, but we were not prepared for such a parade.”
Captain Sputniski: “I did not know what to make of it. We were caught with our pants down, but when our intelligence officer warned us that they might be from the BBC and friends of Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris etc, I ordered my men to immediately pull their pants back up and tighten their belts.”
“Suddenly, someone shouted that they might be a ‘human shield’ advancing on us, so we did not fire, and when we realised that we had been deceived, it was too late, they were upon us, attacking like rabid dogs; some of my men cried out that they were hellhounds, as they fell in battle; I lost many friends that day.”
Major Problemski: “Zelenskyy’s ‘Shocking Troops,’ were on top of us before we could react effectively. We were blinded by the brightness of their ‘best bib and tucker,’ and we had nothing in our wardrobe that could possibly give us a fighting chance; quite simply, the ‘cut of our jibs’ was no match for theirs,
General REMF: “As I sat on my arse safely behind the lines being served tea from a silver service, I was receiving real-time updates that my men were being ravished by crazy zombies with sharpened stiletto heels, before being advanced upon by a second wave of Louis Vuitton Commandos flailing handbags above their heads,” slicing and dicing as my men fled.
“I could hear screaming and that my men were being scratched and having their hair pulled. When I realised that my men had been overrun, I had no choice but to surrender. As senior officer I had to surrender my firearm as official recognition that the Ukrainian Shocking Troops had won the day.”
As if our surrender was not enough for them, what was left of our army had to watch and listen to the President of Ukraine, Munchie Zelensky, perform to a Beyonce song.”
Image showing the actual height of ‘Munchie Zellenskyy.’
Yes, he is the one in the middle having a ‘dump!’
Editor: Meanwhile, back in the real world, if we should call it that, does any of the above sound anymore ridiculous than the ‘Plandemic?”
Serious Note:
On a more serious note, though, this is President Zelenskyy performing in 2022 to a Beyonce song along with, his special friends. Is this guy for real? We think it is more to do with the ritual humiliation that all Globalist ‘Schills’ have to go through, just so they know where they are in the pecking order, and not to get above themselves. Finally, to President Zellenskyy we say this:
Our article might seem like a spoof, but there is a serious message in it for the president. It is clear to us that you are in the globalists pocket, a puppet, a pawn to be sacrificed whenever they decide you are of further use to them, or perhaps one day, on a whim, they decide they are bored of you and Project Ukraine and it’s time to move on to another country.
It appears that this could be happening now, given that BBC headlines appear to have gotten a bit bored of the Ukrainian situation, and with the Queen’s 70th Birthday ‘knees up’ happening soon, it could well turn out to be: ‘Zellenskyy, Zellenskyy…. who?!
Finally, to President Zelensky we donate these four words: ‘You have been warned!’
Team Red Brick.