Joe Biden – The Parodical President of Self

Editor: Red Brick International News Agency for Truth did not have any annual Christmas or New Year Party’s for our thousands of staff around the world, instead and as an organisation, our employees decided they would much rather maximise their time and spend Christmas with their families and bring in the New Year, not knowing if this will be their last Christmas as homeowners.

The reason for this is because of the USA’s political romance with the leader of the World Economic Forum (WEF) Global Leader, Klaus Schwab, who has predicted that: “You’ll own nothing” and “you’ll be happy about it,” along with “The U.S. won’t be the world’s leading superpower,” according to:

https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2016/11/8-predictions-for-the-world-in-2030/

However, had our staff decided to go ahead with the party season, our colleagues over in our Washington DC office would have booked their tables over the road at the Comedy Club, where comedian, Japing Joe, has been amusing the crowds.

Red Brick Political Satirist and Comedy Critic, Rona Francks, has prepared a review of Japing Joe, who has been appearing at the comedy club, The Wacky Whitehouse,’ and has been for two years now, yes, you’ve got it, it’s Joe Biden, the one who is keeping President Donald Trump’s seat warm until 2024, when ‘Make America Great Again’ supporters hope to see his return, providing the Election is fair and transparent, and will only apply to American citizens with cast-iron identification, which allows for ‘one vote’ only, however, time will tell?!

Joe’s stage name is Jobi, a name taken from the first two letters of his first and second name. We believe Jobi is the first USA president to be in office, whilst parodying himself for his audiences. Apparently, Jobi’s comic style was perfected during his 2020 election campaign, which he ‘successfully’ conducted from the basement of his house.

Throughout the United States of America ‘Joe’ has been excelling himself in front of his carefully selected and partisan audiences, namely the Mainstream Media (MSM), who have lauded him with plaudits as opposed to asking tough questions, unlike proper ‘journo’s did back in the day,’ although one ‘journo’ did stick his neck out and ask him what flavour of ice-cream he liked best; brilliant, truly cutting edge and inciteful journalism at its best, not!
Jobi has taken to the road recently wowing audiences with his own comedic style, appearing at any venue that can sell more than 100 tickets, 100 being the magic number he used in one of his routines, referring to the number of Americans who ‘actually’ did vote for him in 2020.

His next routine has been given the title tour, ‘The Big Brown Envelope Roadshow,’ by the Independent News Media Organisation, in reference to Jobi warming up his audiences about when he was Vice President, and how he managed to get a Ukrainian lawyer who was investigating corruption removed from office, before the USA would transfer a billion-dollar loan to Ukraine.

According to the website link below in their fact checking article. Biden is on record as saying: “I looked at them (Ukrainian dudes) and said, ‘I’m leaving in six hours,” Biden told the crowd, taking a long look at his watch for effect. “If the prosecutor is not fired, you’re not getting the money. Well, son of a bitch,” (audience laughs). “He got fired.”
The prosecutor who was given the elbow, had been investigating a major company, Burisma, and although Hunter Biden had been serving on the board that the prosecutor was investigating, he was not on the board at the time of the investigation.

The website www.logically.ai fact checked and then concluded: Joe Biden had indeed bragged about getting the then prosecutor-general fired, which is obvious since the video of this went viral, so no effort required there then, however, the ‘fact checker’ found no evidence that the ‘investigation’ was linked to Hunter Biden. So, it was all a coincidence that the then Vice President, Joe Biden, wanted the prosecutor sacked. So, “Move along everyone, there is nothing to se here,” said a spokesperson for the Mainstream Media.

https://www.logically.ai/factchecks/library/7b66142

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/01/biden-regime-announces-massive-2-5-billion-weapons-package-ukraine/

Jobi’s most recent and up to date routine is being called his pièce de résistance: Ukraine. In his most recent show his opening line was, “The ‘USA is not fighting a proxy war against Russia,” which received immediate tumultuous applause, but the audience soon found itself in fits of laughter, as Jobi went onto tell them how the USA government was giving billions of dollars to Ukraine, along with American military hardware which they handed over to President ‘Munchy’ Zelensky’s boys and girls to use against those ‘Rush’aaaans.’

President Zelensky (left sitting on booster cushion)

Photograph by Doug Mills / Getty https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/biden-and-zelensky-reach-agreement-to-send-americans-four-hundred-million-guns-to-ukraine

Japing Joe’s Ukraine routine is probably his best to date, at least in the opinion of Red Brick’s comedy critic, Rona Francks, which is why I recommend you wear one of these if you attending his show: 

You will pish yourselves at ‘Jumping Joe’ as he bounces around the stage taking his artistic licence and jiggery-pokery routines to never seen before heights of political punnery.

Here are some of Jobi’s other routines where he recounts his presidential success to the audience, announcing that he has broken more records than any other president. Claiming success after success, whilst at the same time a ‘giant screen’ displays a slideshow of independent media headlines pointing out the following:

⦁ Tanking’ gas/petrol prices, Joe being far too economical with his time when overseeing his failing Economy,
⦁ Soaring Inflation at a 40-year high in 2022 rising almost as fast as the UK’s value of the British pound is ‘plummeting,’
⦁ Recorded Crime. There were over one million stolen cars in 2022 alone.
⦁ Recorded Illegal Immigration broke all records. Over 5 million illegal aliens have crossed over the open southern border into the United States in Joe Biden’s first two years in office.
⦁ Steve Bannon of the www. ⦁ https://warroom.org reported, “If you add Bond losses to Stock/Equity losses they total over $10 Trillion… the worse losses since 1871… repeat 1871.”
⦁ And the US stock market had its worst year since 2008.

All of this going on behind Jobi as he explains Americans have never had it so good, because of his booming economy, in his head anywise, because the phrase he should have used was, a ‘bombing economy.’

You can see now how Jobi is also known as the ‘Economic Comic,’ a title given to him by his democratic fans referring to his comedy show, however, American conservatives, patriot or republicans would say that the title could equally refer to ‘his presidency.’

We will look more at Jobi’s presidential parodies in the future, but for now, we will keep an eye on his journey, because I think there will be a few more road shows ahead, as he negotiates the undulations and hidden dips of political office

Rona Francks, Political Satirist and Comedy Critic for Red Brick International News Group.

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