Editor: Today’s article is written by Rona Francks, Red Brick Political Satirist and Comedy Critic, who has already written two previous articles on this theme of NATO countries NOT being at war with Russia (links at the end of the article).
Before we get into the article, we shall begin with the words of this man, Harry Patch:
“Politicians who took us to war should have been given the guns and told to settle their differences themselves, instead of organizing nothing better than legalized mass murder”.
Harry Patch, the last surviving soldier of World War I.
2007Shaun Curry/AFP/Getty Images https://allthatsinteresting.com/anti-war-uotes#3
It looks like Germany is the latest Nuclear Superpower to ‘Declare’ that it is NOT AT WAR WITH RUSSIA. Declarations have already NOT been made by fellow Superpower countries including the USA and UK.’ Below is an article from the: www.thegatewaypundit.com
Gateway Pundit: German Chancellor, Olaf Scholz, having asked the German citizens to “trust the government,“ has decided to join the ‘others’ and add German weight and support to Ukraine, so that it can push and shove those Big Bad Russki’s back over their border.
World War III Update: Germany Joins Joe Biden and Sends Tanks to Ukraine to Escalate War with Russia
Germany has, at last, come clean by announcing its intention to become Humanity’s latest parody of itself, although it’s far too early yet to be talking about Olaf joining Joe ‘Jobi’ Biden, and Rishi and Liz (the ‘Two Shirliiz’ – anagram of their names) on their, ‘We’re Not At War With Russia,’ tour.
Negotiations would have to take place first to establish the ‘ground rules’ of what is, and what is not humour, as they all have to agree, because they do not want an international diplomatic ‘dissing’ of each other through a simple misunderstanding, or the careless use of language, where one finds a certain word amusing and the other does not.
For example, here is how a simple ‘jibe’ at the Germans, sent their embassy officials into a hissy fit, causing them to go ‘sour’ over the use of the word, kraut, a word deemed to be a throwback to the previous millennium, but now considered to be appropriate for comedic use, well, according to the Advertising Standards Authority.
Chancellor Scholz asked the German citizens, who are paying record gas prices this winter to warm their homes, to “trust the government,” (Gateway Pundit link above). Chancellor Olaf’s decision was made after intensive consultations (tea & biscuits) that took place with Germany’s closest European and international partners (co-conspirators & WEF, more like?).
However, there is no need for NATO and UN to get all hoity toity, and the UK can stop throwing its rattles and teddies into the air, because all those tanks they want to give to Ukraine can all now be put back in the wrapper, because there is a peaceful, well almost, solution.
Red Brick has found, surprisingly, that the answer to settling the differences of all the nations involved, is the one that has been staring us all in the face and in plain sight. We are of course referring to not having all out war, but having an ‘all out dance off,’ instead.
Imagine, Munchie Zelensky’s Shocking Dance Troopettes, teaming up with USA representatives from the 1980 movie, ‘Fame,’ backed up by the UK contingent, Pams’ People, veterans from the 1970’s ‘Top of the Pops’ show, taking on the Russian Bear’s, ‘Bolshoi Ballet Dance Artists.’
Images c/o the Guardian Newspaper & BBC (Left – Famesters. Right – Pams’ People in their blokes’ crusty risqué Y fronts).
We think Munchies Troopettes along with the above ‘Atlantic alliance’ of dancers, will be able to give ‘Ivan’ an almighty rumble, so there is no need for guns, artillery, tanks and planes….no, not even boots on the ground, but plenty of dance shoes on tap, leather soles, along with plenty of….’soul.’
Past unconfirmed reports have suggested that Munchie Zelensky has harboured a lifelong ambition to perform his Beyonce favourite, ‘Single Ladies,’ at the Moscow State Academy of Choreography, commonly known as The Bolshoi Ballet Academy.
Munchie likes nothing better than to slip on his silken pantyhose and slide on his six-inch stiletto heeled shoes, which makes him four and a half feet tall.
https://theredbrick.co.uk/2022/06/03/
(link to: ‘Zelensky’s ‘Shock Troops’ Will Put The Willies Up Putin’s Finest’)
Can you imagine the scene: Zelensky’s Dancers and Putin’s Bolshoi in a Ballroom Battle, where the last man standing is the winner, and as they say, the winner takes all.
If in the extremely and unlikely event (to the power of ten), the winner was Ukraine, once Ukraine had divvied up the spoils and paid everything back to NATO, UN, WEFsters etc, Zelensky’s missus might still have enough ‘roubles’ to shop at Poundland.
Oh, I know, the Ukraine has the hryvnia and not the Russian rouble, but seeing as Ukraine has no money to begin with, notwithstanding that government corruption has seen a few people alright, then it would be the Russian roubles Ukraine would be using to pay back their debt, if you see what I mean.
Finally, our solution might not get off the ground, given that the German Foreign Minister, Annalena Baerbock, ‘inadvertently’ declared war on Russia today whilst speaking at a meeting of the European Council.
Worryingly, but not surprisingly, Baerbock is currently a Young Global Leader of the World Economic Forum, the same forum run by its ‘Supreme Leader,’ Herr Schwab,’ who wants us all to own nothing and eat ‘truly scrumptious’ bugs and insects – Toot Sweet.
German FM Says the Quiet Part: “We Are Fighting a War with Russia”
“We have to do more also on tanks,” Baerbock said. “But the most important, crucial part is that we do it together, and we do not do the blame game in Europe, because we are fighting a war against Russia, and not against each other.”
NATO countries have so far scrupulously avoided insinuating that they are direct participants in the regional border conflict over ethnic Russian territories in Eastern Ukraine.
Gateway Pundit: 42-year-old Baerbock is known for her gaffes and child-like, garbled speech. Still, she is the most popular politician in Germany, despite the fact she was found to have fudged her CV and received her master’s degree from the London School of Economics after only one year, despite not having earned a bachelor’s degree. Her master’s thesis remains lost. She received a €40,000 scholarship from the Green Party foundation 2009-2012 to attend LSE (www.gatewaypundit.com).
Whatever excuse, if at all, her government make for her ‘declaration of war,’ I have no doubt in my mind that what the foreign minister said was not a mistake, but a carefully scripted announcement in plain sight, because that is all evil has to do to get the peoples’ permission, through their apathetic omission and failure to act, by not standing up and saying ‘NO to WAR.’ In the minds of these ‘warmongers’ because we do not say no, then they have the green light to, ‘GO.’
Many people will ask when the ‘balloon goes up,’ “where was God whilst all of this was happening?” I’ll tell you where He was, He was watching His people do nothing to help themselves, despite Evil’s many announcements and its intentions for war.
Even the Evil within this world has to play by God’s Rules, and when it does and we do nothing, then why should we be surprised when God is not there in the first instance.
Rona Francks, Red Brick Political Satirist and Comedy Critic.