Andrew Bridgen v Midazolam Matt

Heads up folks, it’s me Bob the Gob here with just a quick one for you, which I thought might be worth bringing to your attention.

The guardian published this article by Aletha Adu (https://twitter.com/alethaadu) dated Thursday 26th January 2023. If you read the Red Brick article titled: Andrew Bridgen MP – Colleague Silenced By COMservatism (link below) it will give you some of the background behind this article.

https://theredbrick.co.uk/2023/01/17/andrew-bridgen-mp-colleague-silenced-by-comservatism/

I thought it would be interesting to get our subscribers views about Mr Bridgen suing Midazolam Matt (Mazza), so I have listed 8 options for you to choose from. Answers on a post card please.

Hands up those who think Matt Hancock (Mazza) will stand up over at the ‘Swamp,’ or House of Comedy, and issue an unreserved apology….m’mm, I can’t see anyone with their hand up.

OK, we’ll have a citizen survey instead titled: What Will Mazza Do Next?

⦁ Say: “Sincerest apologies old boy. I’ve squared things with the whipsters and you are back in the fold, but hush hush about the….you know what, the COVID thing.”
⦁ Shout: “Oi, Bridgen, you, me, outside now!”
⦁ Claim: They told me to do it otherwise they would kill me.”
⦁ Admit: Look, I’m a twonk, I say stupid things and pretend to weep on tv.”
⦁ Brag: “Listen Bridgen, I’m a fecking Celebrity, so you can get out of here!”
⦁ Plead: “I am born again and have confessed my sins, please forgive me.”
⦁ Try: “Pssst, Bridgen, here take this brown envelope and open it in private.”
⦁ Warn: I know very bad people and they owe me favours.”

I have no idea how this will pan out, but I know whose side I am on. Personally, I reckon Mr Bridgen should take up Mazza’s (Hancock) offer to go outside and sort it, should he offer this of course, and once they are outside Mr Bridgen should push ‘Matt’ over and walk all over him.

Bob the Gob, Red Brick Mouthpiece.

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