Editor: Despite Red Brick International Media News Group being invited to attend the Indian Space Agency (ISA) Mission Control Room to witness the moon landing, none of our staff were available to attend due to having more important appointments to attend and report on such as: Village Fairs, jumble Sales, Car Boot Sales etc. So, to fly the Red Brick flag we asked our very own space-nerd-in-chief, Zuzil Bethgary, to cover the event.
I find it a galaxy too far to believe that the footage shown in the video link below is the ‘actual footage’ of the Indian Space Agency moon lander, Chandrayaan 3, landing on the dark side of the moon, you know, the bit where we cannot see for ourselves, if it is actually there at all.
I have little doubt the MSM will soon be reporting that the occupants of the moon lander have been chilling out and Shinn digging with little green men getting lashed up on moonshine, whilst listening to David Bowie telling us about Major Tom and his Zen like acceptance of being stuck up there in space.
Here is an image released by Sky News on their website as a springboard to, in my opinion, uncompelling footage shown in the video link below, so you can have a chuckle before putting on your serious face whilst watching the video, although I advise that those with a weakened constitution that it might be prudent to put a nappy on first:
It might just be Déjà vu, but I am sure that I saw the above image being played at an ‘arcade’ by a lad named Walter Mitty, on one of them gaming machines with graphics similar to the 1980’s ‘Space Invader’ game.
I remember now, it was when I and others were being given a sightseeing tour up at Loch Ness whilst sitting on the back of ‘Nessie,’ but that was back in the day and I might be getting confused due to the everyday ‘chemtrail fog’ we see above us that, does not happen according to the BBC verified (side-splitting laughter).
Oh yes, I must advise that the above image is in no way connected to the Thunderbirds Are Go TV Series 2015–2020, when during an episode Thunderbrid2 can be seen positioned on the launchpad ready for take-off.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7671024
However, it would appear that the Chandrayaan 3 moon lander is linked to the image in this article on the GIZMODO website:
https://gizmodo.com/india-chandrayaan-3-lunar-lander-launch-explainer-1850612240
It is easy to see why this earthbound image of the Chandrayaan 3 moon lander, without a shadow of a doubt is a facsimile of the one seen in the Sky News image above, and in no way should these images be considered ‘dubious.’ The Chandrayaan 3 even has ‘secret society’ chequerboards ‘landing livery’ displayed on it, a must have symbol demonstrating deference to their globalist masters, and an essential to the mission’s success and perfect landing, of course. C’mon man, am just saying?!
If you look carefully, you can even see that the Chandrayaan 3 has used the same protective gold foil dressing around the outside of their moon lander, just like the one used by the United States of America during the Appollo 11 moon mission in 1969, when the Lunar Module Eagle (LM-5) spacecraft, according to NASA, landed on the moon. Checkout this link to NASA to see what I mean: https://www.nasa.gov/audience/forstudents/k-4/home/F_Apollo_11.html
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I believe that this moon landing must be a ‘spoof’ and a ‘not so’ elaborate joke by the MSM to lighten the mood, providing us with some good cheer to ease our suffering whilst we are all being boiled alive, literally, due to the Global Warming thingy they keep banging on about.
It might be true, I don’t know, but I would be more inclined to believe that there is a serious cause for concern, once I have seen the MSM platforms actually conduct an ‘open and live debate’ with those scientists whose letterheads have alphabets after their names, and do not accept the inane effluent spewed out by the MSM.
These dissenting scientists as they are often labelled, are some of the most qualified people on the planet and have been deliberately denied MSM platforms around the world, so that they can openly challenge and refute any claims made by the pro global warming ‘boffins,’ who have themselves been given a free hand to speak via the medium of television, without the checks and balances an open debate would produce through an alternative view or expert opinion.
It must be an open and free flowing discussion shown in real time, between those who claim that global warming is real and that cows the world over are farting us into oblivion, as well as the ‘paradox’ of having to destroy our food sources to save the planet, and those from Academia whose feet are firmly set within the foundations of reality and common sense, who will say that this is all bollox.
A question being asked is an open and honest debate likely to happen anytime soon, so I asked this question of our Artificial Intelligence (AI) device which communicates using one-word answers. AI replied: TUMBLEWEED. Enough said!
The video below is of the footage released to the media by ISA, however, the question is, what will your lying eyes be telling you as to whether the footage is genuine, or is the image and video just a computer programme creation designed to deceive, or a computer programme re-enactment of the actual event itself?
It could also be that the elites are taking the proverbial ‘Michael’ out of us, but why would they do this I hear you asking, well, the answer is a simple one, because they can, and in any case who are you going to complain to, the MSM whose job it is to police government, well, good luck with that one given the elites own the MSM.
So, for now, it is over to the reader to now decide, as you take a peep ‘through the keyho…, I mean into the rabbit hole.’
https://news.sky.com/story/india-has-become-first-country-to-successfully-land-a-spacecraft-on-the-moons-south-pole-12945556
BREAKING NEWS:
The following has been exclusively leaked to me and it has been confirmed by confidential sources that, the space craft was piloted by a character whose graphics were identified as being compatible with those of the video imagery. Introducing the space Astronot himself, welcome Mr Bob Sponge-pants:
The above image showing Bob, or Baaa’ab as our American subscribers would pronounce his name, is an image taken during his training and animation phase whilst at a ‘secret desert’ location, which I believe was the same location used to film the movie ‘Capricorn One.’ However, I am unable to confirm that it was the same location used for the 1969 Moon Landing.
I asked NASA to confirm or deny this, but I was told that they had lost all the information, technology and equipment to send people back to the moon; I suppose this was an easy mistake to make, just like putting on odd socks.
Apparently, the technology had been left out by the staff in their haste to go out on the razzle dazzle to celebrate the ‘moon landing,’ which meant that when the cleaning ladies turned up and saw all the ‘jiggery-pokery’ scattered around on the top of a canteen fold-away table borrowed from a local kindergarten, items such as 8mm cine film cameras and reels next to the table top Airfix like spaceship and rocket models, made from yoghurt cartons, crepe paper, empty egg and breakfast cereal boxes, as well as pipe-cleaners, sticky backed plastic and 2 dry wipe markers, the cleaners thought it was all junk and man-handled it into the trash never to be seen again, apparently.
However, they missed the landline telephone President Nixon used to have a direct conversation from the Whitehouse with the ‘men on the moon,’ which NASA recovered and locked away in a safe place gathering dust, believing it might be of some use should they ever decide to go back up there again?!
The Indian Space Agency when challenged by me as to the authenticity of images they had released to the MSM showing the moon lander out there in space, stated that it was actually me who was ‘out there’ for asking. However, for the record the ISA did provide me with certifiable proof that the Chandrayaan 3 did land on the moon, by sending me its original design and technifications as seen here:
Internet image BBC verified.
And that is it really, what do you think?
The Red Brick Team.
PS. Apparently there will soon be a moonwalk undertaken by one of the Astronots inside the Chandrayaan 3, which we await with bated breath.
Doo doo, doo doo, la la, la la….