Red Brick Editor: Following the recent ruling issued by the United Kingdom Supreme Court (UKSC) regarding a person’s sex/gender being determined by their biology at birth etc, at Red Brick we hope this will lead to greater protections for the children.
Red Brick reporter, Dr Pepper (not the drink) and his wife Sweetie Corn were part of a group visiting Dr Banana to get his critical views on the Gender bending issues facing the UKSC prior to the announcement of its recent judgment.
Others who attended included a mixed array of fruits from the House of Commons UK and vegetables from the Welsh Assembly and Scottish Parliament, however, it was Red Brick’s down-to-earth Dr Pepper and his wife, Sweetie Corn, who were personally received by Dr Banana.
Red Brick are proud to introduce Dr Musa Banana, a Cosmetic Surgeon and Batchelor of Fruitarian Science, Biology and Genealogy.
Dr Musa Banana specialises in helping ‘fruits and vegetables’ who are the victims of genetic disfigurement at inception, or from injuries resulting from their germination, the process by which a plant develops from a seed, spore, or other reproductive body,
Dr Banana is kindly sharing with us a few pages from his first book, his ‘Anecdotes, Annotations and Attestations of a South American Banana,’ which he is putting the finishing touches to by removing any administrative blemishes as opposed to unsightly ones, presenting himself in a ‘warts and all’ exposure of himself and his journey.
Dr Banana recounts his journey from a simple upbringing in South America to an internationally renowned jolly decent stout ‘fellow,’ well, that and the fact that he is a leading figure in his chosen medical field in which he is a highly respected and influential international figure.
I expect Dr Banana’s book to fly off the shelves and become a triple ‘A’ rated bestseller, which will only be available from our Red Brick Book Store scheduled for opening this year the target date being 19th August 2025.
Here, Dr Banana shares with us an experience from his diary, which he now feels comfortable to share with the Red Brick International Media News Group audience following the UKSC’s ruling cited by Red Brick Editor at the beginning of this article:
One morning on a day in the month of a year, Dr Banana was sitting in his surgery waiting for his next patient. There is a knock at the door and in walks Mr Apple.
Dr B: And how can I help you today?
Mr A: I want to be an orange.
NOTE: The above object in the upper right corner of the image is an ‘orange’ and not an egg!
Dr B: Did you say you wanted to be an orange-coloured apple?
Mr a: No, I want to be an orange.
Dr B: But you are an apple, Mr Apple.
Mr A: Yes, and now I want to change and be an orange.
Dr B: This is an unusual request, in fact, I have never heard the like before.
Mr A: So, can you help me?
Dr B: Err, no is the short answer.
Mr A: So, what is the long answer?
Dr B: Nooooo.
Mr A: But what if I paint my skin orange. What does that make me?
Dr B: An orange-coloured apple.
Mr A: But what if I cut my stork off, what then?
Dr B: You will be an orange-coloured apple without its stork.
Mr A: OK, I’ll remove my pips, too, what then?
Dr B: You will be an orange-coloured apple without its stork and pips missing.
Mr A: I’ll change my name to Orangina, so what will that make me?
Dr B: An orange-coloured apple without its stork and pips missing who calls himself Orangina.
Mr A: Ahh, but what if I….
Dr B: Look, no matter what you do to change your image, you will still be an apple, just an orange-coloured apple with its stork and pips missing, who calls himself Orangina, but there is nothing to stop you living as an orange, looking like an orange and calling yourself Orangina, people should respect that, but you cannot think yourself an orange and expect everyone to believe that.
Mr A: OK, do I qualify for GMO, genetic modification etc?
Dr B: No, that might change your shape, size and colour slightly, but not who you are?
Mr A: What about fruit re-orientation?
Dr B: You will still be an apple.
Mr A: Cosmetic surgery?
Dr B: Which bits?
Mr A: All of them?
Dr B: You might end up dead and a truly rotten apple.
Mr A: Well, only some of my bits?
Dr B: Still an apple?
Mr A: I’m confused?
Dr B: You are confused?!
Mr A: So, what you are saying is whatever I do, at the end of the day I will still be an apple, just I’ll be painted orange, wearing blossom without a stork and pips and named Orangina.
Dr B: Yes and good for you, now, go knock yourself out and embrace you being you and people should respect you for it.
As Mr Apple is about to leave the surgery Dr B calls out to him….
Dr B: Hold on please Mr Apple just one more thing, have you ever considered becoming a carrot?
Mr A: Now you are being silly, Dr Banana.
Dr B: Why do you say that?
Mr A: Because a carrot is a vegetable and I am a fruit, durrr!
Dr B: Exactly Mr A, exactly. Live and let live.
That was a short story from Dr Banana’s Diary.
I will return later this year with some more fruity stories from my new book: ‘Anecdotes, Annotations and Attestations of a South American Banana.’
And what better way to finish other than to have Dr Musa Banana’s wife, Samu, who was born in France and identifies as French. Dr Samu is also a Surgeon who specialises on the more Human side of life.
Musa and Samu met when they were working alongside Médecins Sans Frontières (MSF) or ‘Doctors Without Borders’ in deepest darkest Africa providing international medical human and fruitarian aid.
Africa is a nation that has been decimated by Western Globalists and their puppets (International Governments), who have for centuries plundered the Indigenous people’s wealth and sustenance provided by Mother Earth.
Her, Dr Samu gives . give us her final thoughts:
Dr Pepper (not the drink) and his wife Sweetie Corn for Red Brick.