Red Brick Editor: During this interview Dr Musa Banana explains how Fruit and Vegetables (FV), just like us humans, feel that they are unable to ‘fit in’ due to their appearance, believing that they are, for want of a better phrase, ‘not good looking enough.’
In a world where looks are more and more becoming the ‘everything,’ the Times of India tackled this issue by asking the following question:
This is the second of two articles where Red Brick reporters, Dr Pepper (not the drink) and his wife Sweetie Corn, met with Dr Musa Banana as part of a group on a fact-finding mission re plant biology.
Dr Musa Banana is a surgeon who specialises in ‘cosmetic repair’ helping ‘fruits and vegetables’ who are victims of disfigurement through injury or at inception resulting from their germination, the process by which a plant develops from a seed, spore, or other reproductive body.
Dr Banana has many qualifications which include: Batchelor of Fruitarian Science, Biology and Family Genealogy.
The conversation has now moved on from the first article and the group, which also includes a mixed array of fruits representing the UK House of Commons and vegetables from the Welsh Assembly and Scottish Parliament, will be addressing concerns raised by the ‘Fruit and Veg Coalition (FVC).
The FVC have seen a year-on-year increase re reports from their membership seeking medical interventions to correct germination defects, which they believe are as a result of the Genetic Modification Organisms in their farm feed and other products that are ‘rained down’ upon them, such as repetitive crop spraying.
The FVC believe repetitive crop spraying with its cocktail mix of chemicals and feck knows what, is causing disruption and or change within the genetic and or biological make-up of the fruit and veg, interfering with their ability to develop naturally and explore their own individuality, regardless of their appearance.
More and more the FVC are hearing that the fruit and veg who might not fit into what are the normal ‘brackets of acceptance,’ are feeling the need to ‘fit in’ with the more natural looking fruit and veg that we see displayed within the leading supermarket aisles, advertised as the ‘top of the crop’ arrivals as opposed to their unsightly misshapen cousins laid out in the ‘bargain bins.’
Dr Banana agrees that there is an unhealthy obsession with fruit and veg having to look picture perfect for public consumption, a public that has been convinced that if the fruit and veg does not look like the pretty pictures which advertise the products, then they must be spoilt goods.
There has been a noticeable increase in medical interventions for fruit and veg requiring cosmetic treatment to repair gouges and cuts resulting from the harvesting process, as well as unsightly appendages such as them having unnatural knobbly bits hanging off them or being bent out of shape.
Disturbingly, there has been an exponential increase in both the fruit and veg community who are deliberately self- rotting and ending their shelf-life early, especially when informed that they are to be sold off amongst the ‘end of aisle’ mark downs containing items of questionable nutritious value, such as packets of broken biscuits.
Then there is the absolute shame of having to share a ‘sales bin’ rubbing up against multi-packeted crisp bags that have been sellotaped up, because a packet or two has been filched, most likely by the kids of an inattentive parent named Brit-in-nee on her mobile to ‘Shazza,’ who is helping her to decide whether her next tattoo will be etched on her front or back bottom.
All the while Brit-in-nee continues to push her ‘multi-buggied Humvee’ containing her mucky sticky little fingered benefit books with ADHD and other alphabet childlike welfare ‘ker-ching’ qualifying illnesses, such as ‘ass-am-ma,’ who are eating their way through the crisp, sweets and sugary shitey pop aisles, however, I digress.
Dr Banana thinks It is high time that these fruit and veg who are only different by their appearance are seen as equals to the more aesthetically pleasing fruit and veg and whatever their appearance, the nutritious goodness inside them is equally to that of their peers, so that when they are being judged during the marketing process, it is their individual goodness that is of importance and not their appearance.
Our meeting with the Fruit and Veg Coalition (FVC) was intended to be a springboard for an announcement that the Fruits of Westminster and
Vegetables from the Welsh Assembly and Scottish Parliament were going to call for an investigation using modern chemistry and advances in technology to examine the links between the poisonous chemicals being deliberately poured into the food chain and their effects on:
· The size of fruit on sale in supermarket aisles.
· The increasing deformities seen in the fruit and veg leading to the ‘rise of the bargain bins.’
· The modern alphabet illnesses regularly seen in children, which ‘appear’ to have bypassed previous generations, that is, if they existed in the first place.
· Their contribution to the ‘theory’ that the introduction of copious amounts of chemical substances into the fruit and veg immediately after germination, has led to an increase in ‘gender dysphoria,’ similar to the ‘gay frog’ conspiracy theory. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBTQ_chemicals_conspiracy_theory
In summary, to specifically examine the effects of any biological changes these chemicals create within the fruit and veg and examine their benefits, if any, including the consequences and the effects for those who consume the end of line supermarket fruit and veg.
Also, to examine what wholesome nutritional goodness is left within the fruit and veg when it reaches the plate and how much goodness, again,
if any, has been removed through the chemical processing, as well as getting the fruit and veg from the farmers field to the supermarket.
HOWEVER, none of that matters now because it has been officially announced by the UK Government what your lying eyes have been telling you for many years now:
I see this as yet another vindication for ‘truth seekers’ and a condemnation of those who labelled them as ‘conspiracy theorists,’ when all the time and for many years now we have all witnessed the ‘chemtrails’ or ‘stratospheric injections,’ and the resulting milky white ‘forever trails’ that we saw hanging in the sky, spreading and forming a blanket with other ‘trails’ to block out the sun.
The chemical injections into the atmosphere have now been officially announced as a measure to combat ‘Global Boiling’….or Warming….or Variation….or Ozone something or other, hell, why not add that the planet is being protectively hidden from a potential invasion by an
Intergalactic Force of aliens containing the Greens and Greys, both of whom are reported to visit Earth on a regular schedule to meet a cabal of international governments.
So, we can all look forward to seeing more of our clear sunny skies disappearing as well as those once fluffy sheep clouds dissolving into white milky swirls not unlike a ghostly sea mist, because the UK government is now going to do exactly that and there will be no need for testing, efficacy and all that baloney, because why would they when they have been doing it all along and for many years, as have other governments from around the world.
Dr Pepper and Sweetie Corn asked the Westminster Fruits for a comment and asked why successive UK Governments had deliberately misled their citizens about the Chemtrails in the past, having previously explained them away as harmful cold water vapour products or contrails emitted from aeroplane engines?
All the fruits ran away shouting generic Labour Party answers when asked questions they do not like: “Safe and Effective,” “Blame the Far Right for everything,” “Russia, Russia, Russia” and screaming “Release the Sausages,” further adding in a gleeful and mocking tone, “As long as they are European Union compliant.”
Representatives from the Welsh Assembly were very sheepish about answering questions stating that they had to return home with their partners and get the ‘flock out of there.’
The Scottish Parliament reverted to type and stated that they were now going to drink copious amounts of alcohol mixed with Irn Bru, barbeque ‘haggis’ containing ‘fried mars bar’ filling and sing about how a small Scottish army led by William Wallace and Andrew Murray, defeated a much larger English army at the Battle of Stirling Bridge on the 11th of September in 1297.
The Scotch would eventually return home to Jock-land resting their livers on a short flight back, arriving in time for ‘early doors’ and going straight back ‘on the lash.’
Dr Pepper (not the drink) and Sweetie Corn for the Red Brick Interbational Media News Group.