Forget the Lurgy virus (Covid)

Humanity's biggest threat is 'Gubbleness' & 'wokeness'

Here we are in the month of July 2021 and still in the ‘Lurgy Plandemic’ and Zonal Lockdown, whilst many of the politicians whom we voted in to faithfully serve and protect us, our freedoms, our Human Rights and to preserve the Democracy of the United Kingdom, have been conspicuous by their absence, as well as their silence having been deafening, when they should have been publicly vocal and be seen to challenge the ‘Totalitarian’ measures put in place during the last year and a half. 

This Lurgy thing with its Delta, Shmelta, Helter and Skelter variants has been going on now for over a year and it’s wearing a bit thin.  Look Boris, the ‘gig’ is up, and you showed us this at the G7 BBQ in June; and even Prince William’s wife, the Duchess of Cambridge, was sitting next to her friends having a jolly good time at Wimbledon Tennis Tournament (and good on yer’ Ma’am).  We could clearly see the Duchess was not socially distanced and wearing a mask, thus letting us know that she was not too concerned about catching the Lurgy, especially when she has three children all of whom are potential heirs to the throne. 

Nah, Borisovsky, time to give it up and be grateful to our now ‘One Party System,’ which has allowed you, so far, and your Globalist chums to ‘1984’ us with hardly a whisper or pushback from the 100s of politicians and, more importantly, the Mainstream Media (MSM), who should have been using their ‘special freedoms’ to challenge the medical advice you were being given, as well as the Locketydown Policy of which I am sure, has most likely killed more people, than have died ‘Directly’ from the Lurgy alone?  

Red Brick sources within the National Health Service are telling us that the NHS trained surgeons are being permitted to work for private health companies outside of their NHS hours of duty, despite a high number of them, apparently, holding back on having the ‘jab’ or ‘jabs’ until the efficacy of the vaccine or vaccines has been properly ‘field tested,’ through the millions of UK healthy ‘volunteers’ who have had the jab or jabs, and any subsequent ‘after-effects they might be experiencing or have experienced, have all been ‘ironed out.’  

The government released a statement today about the success of the ‘Vaccine Rollout’ Scheme’ and it reads, “Millions of UK citizens have received their first of 33 vaccinations they are to be given in 2021.  The success of the Rollout Scheme has been achieved through the Government having learnt the lessons from its cross-party failures over the European Union, Project Fear, and the subsequent attempt by politicians to subvert the result of a National Referendum, when they failed to keep the UK in the European Union, because of the ‘plebs’ having successfully voted to LEAVE the EU.  However, this time there has been not so much as a ‘whiff’ of any coercion, duress or fearmongering from the Government and its Mainstream Media Assets,” said Mr Pinocchio from the Ministry of Truth and Indoctrination. 

Editor’s Note:  We think Pinocchio must have the Lurgy, too, because he has lost his sense of smell, in our opinion. 

Prime Minister, it is high time you try to get the UK back to the 18-month period that preceded the Lurgy, in other words the period known as, ‘Sanity.’  However, you and your lot over at the ‘Pantry’ might have left it a little late, because it might not be as simple as you asking Mrs Boris if you can re-open the UK for business now, is it?  Whilst your boys and girls at the Chancellery were giving away ‘free’ government money,’ err, we mean, tax-payers money, a `new Crisis stepped into the fray and wants to be ‘the Daddy.  It is an illness that affects the Psychopathy and Neurology of both old and young people alike. 

Red Brick Scientists who made the initial breakthrough and identified this new illness, have named it, ‘Gubbleness,’ or Stage 1G, and those who are diagnosed as having it are being called, ‘Gubbles.’  The symptoms of Gubbleness presents initially in adults through:  Laziness, Dis-interest, experience an uncontrollable need to watch tv films, tv movies, eat tv dinners and to holster the tv controls, so they can never miss out on the mind-numbing shite that passes for tv entertainment and news these days. 

A victim of Gubbleness Syndrome is likely to transfer the illness to those close to them, although they may appear asymptomatic at first.  This illness is especially dangerous to children and will lead to ‘extreme’ interference with their education, eating habits and an affected child will grow a sense of self-importance, a sense of entitlement to be given things without having to work for them, even an expectation that things will be done for them and refuse to do simple household chores like cleaning their bedroom when asked to help their Mum with her daily cleaning routines.

Medical Experts have diagnosed that the young people who experience these symptoms or display this type of behaviour, will eventually show advanced symptoms of their illness, stage2, which is a more self-destructive element of this social disease, and can lead to a life-long condition of not being able to deal with facts and opinions contrary to their own. 

When sufferers of the ‘Gubbleness’ reach Stage 2, they will unknowingly have pre-disposed themselves to a ‘modern phenomenon’ for which there is no known cure. 

It is undoubtedly the most debilitating of all the social illnesses yet, a condition which our scientists have named, ‘Wokeness.  This illness lifts sufferers out of our own true reality containing society and all its ‘norms’ to another place, which they will then perceive as a ‘true reality,’ in that it fits in with their own ‘magical thinking’ of how the world should be, as opposed to how the world actually is.  Sadly, despite all the efforts of the medical community who are taking a universal and united approach to find a treatment for this condition, they have so far been unable to make a medical breakthrough and do not expect to make one anytime soon. 

BREAKING NEWS:  Red Brick has learned of a ‘non-medical’ possible breakthrough in pursuit of a treatment for ‘Wokeness.’  We’ll bring you more when our sources provide us with another update. 

Red Brick. 

 

 

 

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