Editor: The United Kingdom whilst sinking into the political abyss through its forever and degenerate sleaze reported in the ‘fish and chip’ wrappers, continues to descend to greater depths of ‘depthism’ (new Red Brick word).
Serving Prime Ministers can, provided they have a huge majority of fellow MP’s, allegedly, ‘encourage’ their hundreds of ‘wannabe’ front benchers to vote down a motion to investigate the prime minister, himself.
I am of course referring to the current prime minister, wotsizname, who survived a motion for a full and frank investigation over his appointment of the highly compromised (allegedly), and time served fully indentured ‘Master of the Dark Political Arts,’ Peter Mandelson, as Ambassador to the USA.
Wotsizname will NOT be investigated over what can be described as, his alleged ‘incompetence and apathetic’ approach to the appointment of ‘Mandy’ Mandelson, former close friend and alleged confidante of the Epstillian himself, Jeffrey Epstein, international playboyaphile with a penchant for young girls, although I must stress that it is believed all of them were no longer having to wear nappies.
Moving on, one of the staff from our ‘Swampminster’ office over at London SW1, came across the following Youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/@WhatTheyWontTellYouUK/shorts
What They Won’t Tell You UK describes itself as: Britain’s no-nonsense political commentary channel – cutting through the spin, the propaganda and the mainstream media narrative to bring you the stories, statistics, and inconvenient truths that others won’t touch: The news they bury. The truth we dig up. Every week we cover:
EMAIL: WhatTheyWontTellYouUK@room10.org
You can become acquainted with their channel and their work by clicking on the link to this Youtube short below. However, we have added a couple of familiar characters into the image including what they have to say.
Following on from the previous image we have prepared the following statement:
Did you see that, the opening phrase ‘Let me make this absolutely clear’ etc. Everyone knows that when a politician begins their sentence ‘Let me make this absolutely clear,’ that these words should carry a ‘political lips-moving imminent deception warning’ announcement, unless, sadly, you are one of the UK’s majority whose brains are addictively pezzled by the tv soaps, 24/7 sport and reality tv competitions shows such as:
- Gold Digger Island where panties drop more often than the bombs do on the Lebanese and Palestinians.
- A Millionaire will marry the winner, but only if the winner signs a zero-inheritance pre-nup.
All of which leads to such scandalous and mind-numbing far less informative headlines in the National ‘fish and chip’ wrappers, or to be more precise, the daily newspapers feeding the soap addled addicted masses providing them with their first ‘hit’ of the day such as:
- My wedding prince turned out to be a frog with no wealth to his name.
- I lost my cherry to a rich man’s cocktail stick who humped and dumped me.
- She told me she loved me and she did, she ‘loved me money’ that is.
So, with that said and for the sporting soap reality tv troglodytes I have included the following image to highlight the point I was trying to make:
Returning to What They Won’t Tell You UK the following 3 images provide you with an overview of their work through Youtube shorts and they ARE NOT parody.
‘Wotsizname’ here, so, why am I still working, I mean, it’s not as if the public believe I have achieved anything whilst being the ‘gatekeeper’ for the puppet masters who own me, I mean, and let me make this absolutely clear, I meant to say the public to whom I am answerable?’
Actually, before I become the Labour Fabian Party’s next ‘dearly departed,’ although my ‘marionette masters’ have not given me the nod yet, will someone, anyone out there please remind me of any achievements I might have attained whilst Director of Public Prosecutions and no Jimmy Saville jokes, please.
It would be good to know I was good for something before the puppet masters ensured my election so I could play ‘back-stop’ for the Globizonists, you know, the same Globioso Cabal to whom I am grateful for ‘Pinging’ me into the UK’s premiership, despite me having to leave, eventually, with the inevitable ‘Pong.’
Oh yes, one thing that has kept me going working inside politics so’s to speak, that is, on the Globizio’s side, is their never-ending ‘freebie’ supply of sausage and as you all know, I love sausage, which was at the forefront of my thinking when I made my rallying cry speech at the Labour Fabian Party Conference in 2024…. “Free the Sausages.” Oops, I did get a bit overly excited and carried away there, didn’t I?’
So, until my puppet masters disown me after having served their purpose, I will not be going anywhere and it’s not because I don’t want to, it’s because I can’t until they say so.
Oh! C’mon man, do not look so surprised, especially when I told you what I was all about and that was even before the ‘goldfish brained’ public still went and voted me in to government with a landslide vote.
You inattentive oiks have clearly forgotten therefore I will ask the Red Brick Editor to remind you, just so’s you can forget again and vote for the next ‘Fabián,’ I mean Labour candidate.
Editor: Here, click on the link below and contained within our Red Brick article ‘100 Days’ written by Ron ‘Shorty’ Wyndul, you will be able to watch the following Youtube video and here from ‘wotsizname’ himself where his loyalty lies:
https://theredbrick.co.uk/2024/09/13/100-days/
Boy oh boy, wotsizname must have some weighty Cahonas and another reason he is in no hurry to shoot off to the shady goings on….err….I mean, shoot off to the sunset, might be because of this SKY News article:
Pretty obvious, innit, I mean, if he was earning that much before he became prime minister then the question begs: Now that he is Prime Minister are his money bags now bigger than his Cahonas, although given all the political shenanigans surrounding wotsizname my best guess would be that those Cahonas, well, they just keep on growing!
Finally, on the ‘K-SHOT’ it was a government ‘think tank’ full of overpaid ‘Ologists’ with meaningless titles and equally meaningless qualifications in ‘Ologies,’ came up with the idea that it was better to call it a ‘K-Shot’ rather than a ‘Bullshit Shot,’ which is in fact what it is.
A government source informed us at Red Brick through Kade Vidic, “For us government employees K-shot is necessary, having previously built up a ‘Herd Immunity’ through working for and listening to the bullshit of previous governments.”
The source added that, “The bullshit from the current Labour Fabian Government has reached never before seen parasitic levels of toxicity that, even us who should know better are taking a chance on the K-Shot, unlike the COVID shots and jabs which were full of shit, but with none of the ‘bull’ introduced by the Labour Fabian Party.”
Editor, for the Red Brick International Media News agency.